The GM headquarters is shown with a white pillar of smoke in front of it.

Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...

Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
A crowd of people are shown giving an award to a dealer that has a Chevy Colorado.

2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award

There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
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Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra

As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
A doctor is shown with an anatomy model in front of a 2023 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD.

Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size

It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
A white 2023 Ford Explorer is shown in a sauna.

80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer

In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
A yellow 2023 Jeep Renegade is shown from the front at an angle in The Lemon's office.

Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon

Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses...
A used SUV for sale near you, a grey Chevy Equinox, is shown equipped with a Raytheon missile launcher.

Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle

There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of...
Children are shown being targeted by pedestrian destruction technology after exiting a 2023 Ford F-450.

Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models

The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
A person is shown wiping tears away with money looking at a laptop with Cadillac SUVs for sale.

“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread

Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans:...
A baby in a carseat is shown in a Bolt EV next to a fireman.

Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline

It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
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The Best Nissan to Drive Based on Your Zodiac Sign

There are probably a lot of factors you consider when stopping into your local Nissan dealer for a new ride. I’m sure you have...
A maroon Honda Accord is shown in a crusher after leaving a lot that had used Hondas for sale.

We Talked to an Aging Honda Accord Who Argues for the Right to Commit...

One of the most controversial topics that have been heavily debated for the past few decades is euthanasia. Until his passing in 2011, Dr....
A pink 2023 Chevy Silverado is shown on a pink background.

Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only

I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
A green 2023 Subaru Crosstrek is shown from the front at an angle while parked in front of fireworks after leaving a dealer that has a Subaru Crosstrek for sale.

Subaru Celebrates the Crosstrek Because No One Else Will

The Subaru Crosstrek is definitely one of the crossover SUVs of all time, and there is no denying that fact. If you’re looking for...
A woman is shown standing in front of a red 2023 Ford F-150.

Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck

A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
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Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features

Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
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The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks

The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
An empty car carrier is shown in the aftermath of a dispute between the 2023 Chevy Silverado 1500 vs 2022 Ram 1500.

Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances

Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
A white 2020 Nissan Kicks is shown leading a group of police cars after leaving a certified Nissan Kicks dealer.

O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks

It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
A green 2022 Subaru Outback is shown from the front in front of a tree after leaving a Subaru Outback dealer.

I Met the First Subaru Outback Driver That Isn’t a Treehugger

You've probably heard the rumors, murmurs, and jokes; Subaru Outback drivers are all total tree-hugging, granola-munching, PETA-loving hippies. Traditionally, if you pulled into the...