Body-Swap Mystery Puzzles Small Massachusetts Community
Gardner, MA - It was 4:18 AM on Saturday, July 7th when the Gardner Police Department was dispatched to the scene of a motor...
Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV
According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
2019 Buick Enclave: Official Vehicle of Pre-Menopausal Consumer B*tches From Hell
Judging by the Chevy lineup alone, General Motors is keen to make their expansive awards known to the car-buying community-at-large. And yet, some divisions...
‘White Saviors’ Come to the Aid of Blind Native American Actor
To paraphrase comedian(?) Jeff Foxworthy, if you’re trying to choose between the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee…You might be a racist.
Propelled...
The Days of the Granny-Mobile Are Dead Thanks To Buick Stereotypes
Cancel culture and political correctness are everywhere, and it has now crept into the auto industry. The latest victim of cancel culture is the...
Buick Helps Florida Dog Earn License
Orlando, Florida - Move over drivers, there’s a new operator on the road… and they’re cute and have no working thumbs.
Mr. Whiskers, a mutt...
Man Confuses Jeep Features with Ghosts
Lakeland, FL - A local man is inviting paranormal investigators to a small Florida town. If you were hoping for a quick debate about...
GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide
Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)
While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
Atlanta is Changing the Auto Industry
Big things are happening in Atlanta, and the auto industry is changing forever in an effort to keep up with these remarkable events. It’s...
Buick Releasing Vehicle That Runs on YOUR Gas
Forget standard gas, diesel, and electric vehicles. Buick engineers are looking to revolutionize the automotive industry… with a little help from Taco Bell. The...
“Introducing the 2020 Buick GucciDap 6900” by Brogan McHenry
DETROIT, MICHIGAN - What’s good, my dudes. I figured I’d introduce myself before I share some cool car news from my uncle. My name...
Did You Watch the Royal Wedding? You Might be a…Winner(?)
It’s no secret that the Buick brand has struggled with a bit of an identity crisis, as of late. Despite the security offered by...
Dealership Accidentally Sponsors Brazilian Sports Team
Bethesda, MD - As any marketer knows, one’s budget can prove to be a finicky mistress, especially when it limits the realization of an...
The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same
Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in...
Life is Tough. Wanna Fade Away? Have We Got the Car for You!
America has become polarized.
While the events of recent years seem to exemplify the kind of partisan polarization that has become a defining influence upon...
The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles
The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign
In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
5 Reasons I’d Rather Live in a 2024 Buick Encore GX Avenir Than an...
I don’t know if you’ve looked at the cost of rent in major cities lately, but if you want to live somewhere with nice...
