2018 Buick Regal

Body-Swap Mystery Puzzles Small Massachusetts Community

Gardner, MA - It was 4:18 AM on Saturday, July 7th when the Gardner Police Department was dispatched to the scene of a motor...
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Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV

According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
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2019 Buick Enclave: Official Vehicle of Pre-Menopausal Consumer B*tches From Hell

Judging by the Chevy lineup alone, General Motors is keen to make their expansive awards known to the car-buying community-at-large. And yet, some divisions...
A dog is behind the wheel while a woman with a cat protesting sign and megaphone is over laid in front. Dog usage is important when comparing the 2019 Buick Encore vs 2019 Chevy Trax.

Buick Helps Florida Dog Earn License

Orlando, Florida - Move over drivers, there’s a new operator on the road… and they’re cute and have no working thumbs. Mr. Whiskers, a mutt...
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‘White Saviors’ Come to the Aid of Blind Native American Actor

To paraphrase comedian(?) Jeff Foxworthy, if you’re trying to choose between the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee…You might be a racist. Propelled...
An old man's face is shown in front of a Jeep Grand Cherokee with haunted characters around it. He wishes he compared the 2019 Buick Enclave vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee better.

Man Confuses Jeep Features with Ghosts

Lakeland, FL - A local man is inviting paranormal investigators to a small Florida town. If you were hoping for a quick debate about...
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Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide

Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
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GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures

Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
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Buick Releasing Vehicle That Runs on YOUR Gas

Forget standard gas, diesel, and electric vehicles. Buick engineers are looking to revolutionize the automotive industry… with a little help from Taco Bell. The...
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Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)

While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
Donald Glover is next to the Buick emblem and a car from a Buick dealer in Atlanta.

Atlanta is Changing the Auto Industry

Big things are happening in Atlanta, and the auto industry is changing forever in an effort to keep up with these remarkable events. It’s...
A man in a Dr. Seuss hat is standing with Sponge-bob Outside of a Buick dealership after being cancelled.

The Days of the Granny-Mobile Are Dead Thanks To Buick Stereotypes

Cancel culture and political correctness are everywhere, and it has now crept into the auto industry. The latest victim of cancel culture is the...
2018 Buick Regal

Did You Watch the Royal Wedding? You Might be a…Winner(?)

It’s no secret that the Buick brand has struggled with a bit of an identity crisis, as of late. Despite the security offered by...
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“Introducing the 2020 Buick GucciDap 6900” by Brogan McHenry

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - What’s good, my dudes. I figured I’d introduce myself before I share some cool car news from my uncle. My name...
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Dealership Accidentally Sponsors Brazilian Sports Team

Bethesda, MD - As any marketer knows, one’s budget can prove to be a finicky mistress, especially when it limits the realization of an...
White 2019 Buick Envision with United States shaped flag divided and indecisive man

Life is Tough. Wanna Fade Away? Have We Got the Car for You!

America has become polarized. While the events of recent years seem to exemplify the kind of partisan polarization that has become a defining influence upon...
A man is looking at a scale while comparing a mini 2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Buick Encore.

The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same

Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in...
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The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles

The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
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Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign

In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...