Is it a Joke or a Juke?
The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...
Is Big Brother Watching You?
Are you feeling like everyone is watching what you do and how you think? You’re not going crazy. It’s true. The government, your neighbors,...
Used Car Financing & Kidney Stones
By all accounts, kidney stones aren’t exactly a good time. A recent study revealed that up to 15% of people (approximately 13% of men...
Levante Envy
So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet.
But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...
Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs
If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...
Just a Gigolo…for a BMW
For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...
Google Takes a Dump
Oh, Google…you presumptuous bitch.
Don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about. You type a word or two into the search bar,...
What Post-Divorce Dating Could Learn From Certified Pre-Owned Programs
When shopping for your next vehicle, you tend to decide upfront whether you’re looking for something brand new, and shiny with all the coolest...
The Wrong Way To ‘Arrange’ Auto Loan Financing
Phone in-hand, I was just about to research a car loan on Google, when I was interrupted by a knock on my door. Placing...
The Gassed & Injurious
Like many Americans, Frank Topomi suddenly found himself in need of a new vehicle. Unfortunately for Frank, it was just days away from his...
What’s in a Name?
Disclaimer: I’m not saying you HAVE to be high to do this (but it helps).
At some point, or another, most of us have passed...
