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“(She Loves) My Tiny Penis” Hits No. 1 on Country Charts!

Nashville, TN - Country Music is a funny thing. On the one hand, you have some of the finest songwriting and musicianship in history,...
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Ocasio-Cortez: If No-One Works, We Can Eliminate Trucks!

Washington DC - Every once in a while, an individual in the public eye casts such a noticeable and continual shadow that it becomes...
A series of off-roading trucks and the American Gladiators logo 2019 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2019 Nissan Titan

Truckmakers Unite in Support of ‘American Gladiator’ Revival

For prospective truck-buyers looking for a means of comparing one particular model against another, there are countless online resources worth looking into. Whether you’re...
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Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size

It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
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How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night

If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
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How to Turn Your Pickup Truck into Your Own Socially Isolated Swimming Pool

Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when temperatures reach triple digits and a great number of beachgoers realize that they should’ve spent...
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Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate

After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one...
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The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders

If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
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2017 Silverado Furious Over Rumored Trade-in

It was either Henry Ford or some semi-rapey Country artist like Luke Bryan who said, “A good truck, is like a good woman.” And...
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Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit

’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
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The Perfect Adult Toy for the South

It’s a well-known fact in the United States that big trucks are popular. From the tippy-top of Maine to the most southern part of...
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Girl Named Sierra’ Chosen as New GMC Spokesperson

Whether you’re a loyal GMC customer interested in a heavy-duty 2019 GMC Sierra 3500, or even a base 1500, you might have noticed the...
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Real Trucks Have Curves: An Automotive Health Crisis

“Real Women Have Curves.” We’ve all heard it before, haven’t we? While it may have been intended as a means of empowering the more full-figured...
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An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...

If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
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It’s a Ford! It’s a Chevy! It’s…Gisele Bündchen?

If you’re comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado, it’s important to recognize that you have plenty of anti-automaker propaganda to sift...
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Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian

Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
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Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment

(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
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The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck

Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...
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“Christmas Icon” Helps Toyota to Beat out Chevy for #2 Truck Spot

It’s a tale as old as time. No…we’re not talking about ‘Beauty and the Beast’, you strung-out Disney+ junkie; we’re talking about the battle...
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Does Truck Dependency Qualify as an ‘Addiction’?

A habit is defined as a routine of behavior that is repeated regularly and tends to occur subconsciously. As a result, we create a...