GMC Misfires with #Woke Campaign. Ford Prospers.
If you’re in the market for a new truck and are comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 GMC Sierra, your decision might have...
“(She Loves) My Tiny Penis” Hits No. 1 on Country Charts!
Nashville, TN - Country Music is a funny thing. On the one hand, you have some of the finest songwriting and musicianship in history,...
Ocasio-Cortez: If No-One Works, We Can Eliminate Trucks!
Washington DC - Every once in a while, an individual in the public eye casts such a noticeable and continual shadow that it becomes...
How to Turn Your Pickup Truck into Your Own Socially Isolated Swimming Pool
Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when temperatures reach triple digits and a great number of beachgoers realize that they should’ve spent...
An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...
If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
Ford Rebrands F-Series With Names Instead of Numerals; “Girth King” Tops Lineup
DEARBORN, MI — Ford has announced a new naming convention for its flagship F-Series, eschewing the "integer plus fifty" scheme in favor of distinct...
How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
Truckmakers Unite in Support of ‘American Gladiator’ Revival
For prospective truck-buyers looking for a means of comparing one particular model against another, there are countless online resources worth looking into. Whether you’re...
Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate
After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one...
Ram Unveils New Trim Names for Pride Month
Summer is nearly here, which means that Pride Month is right around the corner and companies are already figuring out the best way to...
Girl Named Sierra’ Chosen as New GMC Spokesperson
Whether you’re a loyal GMC customer interested in a heavy-duty 2019 GMC Sierra 3500, or even a base 1500, you might have noticed the...
The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
2017 Silverado Furious Over Rumored Trade-in
It was either Henry Ford or some semi-rapey Country artist like Luke Bryan who said, “A good truck, is like a good woman.” And...
Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
Ford, McDonald’s Unite: Lease Any Super Duty, Get Free McNuggets
CHICAGO, Ill. — An announcement from the McDonald’s Corporation has left consumers both impressed and confused.
Amy Jamieson, the Director for US Field Communications and...
The Perfect Adult Toy for the South
It’s a well-known fact in the United States that big trucks are popular. From the tippy-top of Maine to the most southern part of...
The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck
Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...
Real Trucks Have Curves: An Automotive Health Crisis
“Real Women Have Curves.” We’ve all heard it before, haven’t we?
While it may have been intended as a means of empowering the more full-figured...
It’s a Ford! It’s a Chevy! It’s…Gisele Bündchen?
If you’re comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado, it’s important to recognize that you have plenty of anti-automaker propaganda to sift...
2020 was a Dumpster Fire; These Vehicles Weren’t
Up until a few short months into the year 2020, having a bad day consisted of the garbage bag splitting wide open on the...
