Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO
NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...
An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...
If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”
According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...
Is The Silverado 3500HD the Truck of Your (Clinically Depressed Dad’s) Dreams?
How much truck is “too much truck”? At the end of the day, it usually comes down to how you intend to use the...
GM Attacks FCA for “Disrespecting Family Values”
Detroit, MI - Regardless of the industry you work in, we’re all familiar with the kind of raucous debauchery that can take place at...
Chevy Trucks Become “Official Truck of Waste Water Treatment”
Winthrop, MA - We’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a running joke among Waste Water Treatment...
Ford Sets its Sights on the Cybertruck
In terms of overall sales, Ford trucks sit head and shoulders above the offerings of (pretty much) every other automaker out there. As of...
Chevy Accuses RAM of Collusion
Moscow, Russia - As part of a public address held earlier this month, Russian President Vladimir Putin was present to address certain accusations that...
2021 Ram TRX: The Perfect Truck for People Who Work Part-Time Jobs But Make...
It has long been known that teachers enjoy one of the cushiest jobs in the world. They work 8-9 months out of the year...
Exposed: The War on Diesel
Hypothetical situation: there are three things you can go in pursuit of, but you must only choose two. So if given the choice of...
Former Nissan CEO Gets the Dickens Scared Out of Him
For those of you douche bags looking to recreate those absurd holiday commercials where couples inexplicably surprise one another on Christmas morning with a...
Truck Manufacturers Chase Exciting New Market
The auto industry is a fickle creature with manufacturers constantly chasing after new markets and demographics to buy their vehicles. While you might spend...
Nissan Takes Page From Chinese Market With Karaoke-Equipped Vehicles
Move over James Corden; Nissan is coming for you. The Japanese automaker recently announced plans to bring one of the Asian market’s most beloved...
Ford and Chevy Battle for Supremacy
For decades now, the big truck manufacturers have been fighting each other in an ever-growing arms race for top numbers. It only takes a...
Ford’s e-F-150 Shows Real Towing Power
Just recently, Ford wowed the world with a demonstration of the raw power their still officially unrevealed electric F-150 pickup has. The electric truck...
GMC Launches Rival to Space-X Program
Once again, in our history, the space race is heating up. With multiple private and public enterprises diving onto the space exploration bandwagon, GMC...
Ram Trucks: The Forgotten Generation
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Rutherfjord Von Gourdboddum, and tonight I’m going to share with you some insider information from within the auto...
Tour Sponsorship Earns Chevy a New Anthem
The Eagles have added five further dates to their 2018 “An Evening with the Eagles” tour, which kicks off on March 12 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The tour,...
Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”
As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
