2021 Ram TRX: The Perfect Truck for People Who Work Part-Time Jobs But Make Full-Time Salaries i.e., Teachers

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A hand in front of a chalk board holding the keys to a Ram truck, specifically a 2021 Ram TRX.

It has long been known that teachers enjoy one of the cushiest jobs in the world. They work 8-9 months out of the year and rake in full-time salaries that in some states can approach $100,000. But teachers have proven they are not content with getting only 3-4 months off per year and have seized upon these uncertain times to get even more time off. This year in many states, teachers will barely be working at all (between 3-4 hours a day), and whatever work they do manage will be in their pajamas from the comfort of their couches. Because of their shrewd business acumen, teachers are now about to be even more time rich. What should they do with all their money and time? Buy a new Ram truck – specifically a 2021 Ram TRX.

Of all the great Ram trucks on the market, the 2021 Ram TRX is the perfect fit for teachers as they are the only group of people with enough money to buy one yet still have enough time to fully enjoy it. Starting at just north of $70,000, doctors, lawyers, and engineers could definitely still afford a new TRX, but would they really have the time to enjoy its off-roading capabilities? They all still have to work after all.

Teachers, on the other hand, can easily afford the price tag and basically have decided to abandon their students during their time of need, giving them gobs of time this fall to explore every mountain, valley, and forest in the country. Teachers will also love how much the TRX can do for them since they are not accustomed to really working. With its tremendous horsepower, impressive towing capabilities, and various different driving modes, the TRX is sure to come to the rescue and save its many teacher owners from things like fatigue and general lethargy.

For those teachers out there who lack the vision to see just how great the TRX could be for their casual lifestyle, here is what a typical day could look like. Wake up around 10:00 am (say it’s a Tuesday) and enjoy breakfast and coffee while browsing your various social media accounts and trashing all of your loser nonteacher friends who have been working for several hours already (idiots). Then around noon pack up your brand new TRX and head for that great trail you’ve had your eye on for a while.

After testing the limits of the TRX for a few hours, head home and enjoy a late lunch around 3:00 pm. From 3:30 – 4:00 do all necessary work for school (yuck) and then enjoy a few cold ones for the rest of the workday (about 4:30). You could round out your day either washing your TRX (or more likely paying the neighbor kids to take care of that kind of thing for you) and then binge-watch Netflix until you fall asleep on the couch.

Repeat on Wednesday.

It’s a tough life, with at least half an hour of work a day, but someone has to do it. It’s just a good thing you can now have the 2021 Ram TRX to look forward to.

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