Join Johnny’s Cars and Cards For “Degenerate Weekend”
If you’re opting for one of these vehicles, you’ll surely be in a situation where you need to get away quickly. Well, Johnny’s used...
How to Write a Used Car Ad that Will Actually Sell
Have you ever heard the one about lost dog sign in the newspaper? It goes “lost dog — brown fur, some missing due to...
The Importance (of Chris Farley In) Buying a Used Car
Let me preface this article by sharing my personal belief that anyone considering a used car should include Certified Pre Owned cars in their...
What Post-Divorce Dating Could Learn From Certified Pre-Owned Programs
When shopping for your next vehicle, you tend to decide upfront whether you’re looking for something brand new, and shiny with all the coolest...
Four Vicious Car Reviews That Leave No Survivors
If you’re like me, you scour the internet for cringe-worthy content. If that’s the case, wait until you get a load of the cruelest...
New Service to Pair Used Car Salesmen with Job Opportunities
In a world where online job placement services such as Monster, Indeed and Glassdoor are making it easier for employers and prospective applicants to...
Silverado Love Affair
Having a truck is a lifelong commitment. It’s like a marriage: for better or worse, you both will be there for each other; unless...
Man Finds Dead Body in Used Car, Uses Dead Body for Carpool Lane
You never know what you’ll come across in a used car. Perhaps you’ll find some change under the front seat, or maybe you’ll find...
[5] Reasons to Pursue a Used Car
Are you in the market for a vehicle? Are you searching for said vehicle while operating on a tight budget? Then we’re sure you’ve...
Reviving the Dead… Kinda
How do you buy a used car while making sure it is in the working condition you expect? This is a challenge many potential...
Albany Passes new Legislation for Responsible Disposal of Used Trucks
When looking to unload unwanted cars and used trucks, Albany NY drivers have now been provided with strict guidelines to ensure that they are...
Plot Leak for INFINITY WAR Sequel Prove Disappointing
*** Spoilers for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Follow. Proceed at Your Own Risk. ***
As the global box office gross for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR approaches $1.9...
I Hope My ‘Garbage Human’ Neighbors Die Soon (a Haiku)
So, I hate my neighbors. They’re garbage humans, and their shithole of a yard feels like an outdoors episode of ‘Hoarders’. Of the umpteen...
#InstaFamous Model from MA Files and ATL Car Dealer in Social Media Drama
The Atlanta used cars market almost took a major hit this week, courtesy of a canceled district court proceeding which may have ruled in...
Co-Workers (Re)United By Coincidence During Used Car Search
Meet Brandon, Lisa and Josh…three 20-somethings united by their age, and shared employer. Like many co-workers, theirs is a relationship based on commonalities, with...
Brendan Frasier Might Have Left Hollywood…but he has the Perfect Used Car for You
Social media is a funny thing. On the one hand, it caters to both our narcissistic and voyeuristic nature, providing us with a platform...
West Virginia Legislator Compares Certified Pre-Owned Programs to Bestiality
Have you ever heard the saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig”? If your ears have never been...
Progressive Church-Group Aims to Restore Value of Pre-Owned Vehicles
Slut-shaming. Defined as ‘the practice of criticizing those who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and appearance regarding issues related to sexuality,’ slut-shaming...
Ways to Get to Best Trade-In Value on Your Vehicle
Determining accurate used car values can be a daunting task, especially when it’s your own vehicle that you’re looking to have valued as a...
Man With 302 Credit Score Buys Most Expensive Pontiac Aztek Ever
In a world where validating memes exist to make us feel better about our relative shortcomings in a super-competitive world of existential dick measuring,...
