Samuel L Jackson: Ready to Sell Some MF’ing Used Cars
Cincinnati, OH - When looking for used cars Cincinnati drivers have plenty of dealerships to choose from, from the diverse selection of Cincinnati Auto...
Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?
In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
The Importance (of Chris Farley In) Buying a Used Car
Let me preface this article by sharing my personal belief that anyone considering a used car should include Certified Pre Owned cars in their...
Consumer Warning: Do Not Seek “Used Wranglers” on Craigs List
If someone were to begin searching used Jeeps for sale, they'd probably expect a pretty straightforward process. It's unlikely that they'd give any thought...
Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family
Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
Increase in Used SUV Sales Linked to Increase in Abductions
Whether you’re exploring makes, models, model years, trim levels or body styles the simple fact is that there’s some sort of audience for each...
Four Vicious Car Reviews That Leave No Survivors
If you’re like me, you scour the internet for cringe-worthy content. If that’s the case, wait until you get a load of the cruelest...
Man With 302 Credit Score Buys Most Expensive Pontiac Aztek Ever
In a world where validating memes exist to make us feel better about our relative shortcomings in a super-competitive world of existential dick measuring,...
How to Tell if Your Jeep is Plotting to Kill You
Friends, (I’m not your friend, but I’m starting this article this way so you feel like I can relate to you – rather than...
Silverado Love Affair
Having a truck is a lifelong commitment. It’s like a marriage: for better or worse, you both will be there for each other; unless...
The Used Car of Tomorrow
Where and when does the value in purchasing a used car present itself? Whether or not we realize it, this is a common question...
What Post-Divorce Dating Could Learn From Certified Pre-Owned Programs
When shopping for your next vehicle, you tend to decide upfront whether you’re looking for something brand new, and shiny with all the coolest...
[5] Reasons to Pursue a Used Car
Are you in the market for a vehicle? Are you searching for said vehicle while operating on a tight budget? Then we’re sure you’ve...
Used Car Financing & Kidney Stones
By all accounts, kidney stones aren’t exactly a good time. A recent study revealed that up to 15% of people (approximately 13% of men...
Used Car Dealership Owner Pays Tribute to Every Woman Who Used Him
Dallas, TX - Most of the used car dealership owners that we know are actually pretty cool dudes. However, these used car lots can...
Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian
Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?
A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
Albany Passes new Legislation for Responsible Disposal of Used Trucks
When looking to unload unwanted cars and used trucks, Albany NY drivers have now been provided with strict guidelines to ensure that they are...
Reviving the Dead… Kinda
How do you buy a used car while making sure it is in the working condition you expect? This is a challenge many potential...
Plot Leak for INFINITY WAR Sequel Prove Disappointing
*** Spoilers for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Follow. Proceed at Your Own Risk. ***
As the global box office gross for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR approaches $1.9...
