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New Service to Pair Used Car Salesmen with Job Opportunities

In a world where online job placement services such as Monster, Indeed and Glassdoor are making it easier for employers and prospective applicants to...

Join Johnny’s Cars and Cards For “Degenerate Weekend”

If you’re opting for one of these vehicles, you’ll surely be in a situation where you need to get away quickly. Well, Johnny’s used...
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Progressive Church-Group Aims to Restore Value of Pre-Owned Vehicles

Slut-shaming. Defined as ‘the practice of criticizing those who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and appearance regarding issues related to sexuality,’ slut-shaming...
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Jeep Compass to be Outfitted with All-New Riot-Avoidance Technology

Driver-assist technologies are all the rage among carmakers these days. With tons of great features like lane departure warning and blind-spot monitoring, driving a...
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Ford Plays “Would You Rather” with Massachusetts Man

Lenox, MA - If you’re searching out used Ford F-150 for Sale, you might want to talk to Bill Baker of Lenox, Massachusetts before...
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Co-Workers (Re)United By Coincidence During Used Car Search

Meet Brandon, Lisa and Josh…three 20-somethings united by their age, and shared employer. Like many co-workers, theirs is a relationship based on commonalities, with...
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Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”

According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...
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#InstaFamous Model from MA Files and ATL Car Dealer in Social Media Drama

The Atlanta used cars market almost took a major hit this week, courtesy of a canceled district court proceeding which may have ruled in...
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I Hope My ‘Garbage Human’ Neighbors Die Soon (a Haiku)

So, I hate my neighbors. They’re garbage humans, and their shithole of a yard feels like an outdoors episode of ‘Hoarders’. Of the umpteen...
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Hemp-Fueled Rebellion’ Voted Most Popular Car Smell By Colorado Auto Association

Colorado Springs, CO - A recent study of the olfactory spectrum and its correlative reception by the human mind is a fancy way of...
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Ways to Get to Best Trade-In Value on Your Vehicle

Determining accurate used car values can be a daunting task, especially when it’s your own vehicle that you’re looking to have valued as a...
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Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures

In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
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West Virginia Legislator Compares Certified Pre-Owned Programs to Bestiality

Have you ever heard the saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig”? If your ears have never been...
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Why Do Karens Love SUVs?

Every type of vehicle has a stereotype; it’s just one of those things. Subaru is the perfect match for the crunchy nature-loving granola type,...
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Brendan Frasier Might Have Left Hollywood…but he has the Perfect Used Car for You

Social media is a funny thing. On the one hand, it caters to both our narcissistic and voyeuristic nature, providing us with a platform...
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Women Don’t Care About Your Truck (and Other Painful Truths)

Friends, and I use that word generously, it has come to my attention that there are a number of misunderstandings that circulate...
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Religious Leaders “Picking Their Battles”

As we approach what will inevitably be another divisive and supercharged presidential race, the people of the United States continue to find themselves divided...
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Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”

As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
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Fraudulent Dealership Blames “Upside Down” for Vanished Inventor

Indianapolis, IN - If in search of used Chevy trucks, Indianapolis drivers might be surprised by a sudden decrease in the available inventory that...
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Shocking Secrets About Used Trucks Revealed!

When approaching a used truck dealer, I have a simple rule: expect the unexpected, and never agree to the first offer. Okay, so that’s...