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Bravely Going Where No SUV Has Gone Before

A grey 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and 2021 Jeep Renegade in red are parked on dirt with black text that says 'the possibilities are relatively endless'.
The best thing about owning a compact SUV is all the wonderful things you are able to do. Not only can you climb up cliffs and mountains, thus fulfilling all of your adventuring whims, but you can also slip seamlessly between those two oversized trucks in the Costco parking lot, nevermind that parking cone you just drove over. Owning...

Title: Ford Partnership With The WHO On Vaccine Transportation Leaves Some Americans Dumbfounded

A close up is shown of multiple Covid-19 vaccine vials.
There has been a bit of Twitter drama since the WHO (World Health Organization) announced its partnership with automotive manufacturer Ford in an attempt to widely distribute COVID-19 vaccines across the United States. The new 2021 commercial vehicles in Ford’s lineup will come with refrigerated semi-trailers, which will make it easier to transport these vaccines, as they must be...

If the 2021 Honda Civic Were President

A red, a white, and a blue 2021 Honda Civic are at a US press conference podium.
We all know that if you're foreign-born you can't be President of the United States. So that kind of ruins the premise of an introspective piece like this, but let's just pretend for a second that the first section of Article Two of the U.S. Constitution was amended to allow foreign-made objects to become President. With that said, what...

The Best off-Roader in the Universe Is Not a Bronco or a Jeep

A Warthog is parked in front of a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and 2021 Jeep Wrangler in the desert, which is a close comparison to the 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021 Jeep Renegade.
Hello, fellow mud-heads! Boy, have I got exciting news for you. I was planning to break down a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021 Jeep Renegade battle royale for the crown of the ultimate off-roader when 343 Industries announced the upcoming release of the 2021 UNSC Warthog! If you even want to think about off-roading in 2021 and beyond,...

Everything You Need to Know About the 2021 Stinger

Tom Cruise is on top of a white 2021 Kia Stinger in a factory production line.
There’s an unseen underbelly of Kia Motors Corp., the South Korean automobile company known for its reliable, attractive, and, most of all, safe vehicles. But how safe are we when we step into a Kia? The company has recently unveiled the 2021 Kia Stinger, and frankly, we were surprised at what we found. Unveiling the 2021 Stinger Just ask a salesperson...

Classic Futuristic Sci-Fi Movies Lament Not Featuring 2021 Chevy Blazer

A red 2021 Chevy Blazer is in the middle of a fight scene with robots and alien ships.
The 2021 Chevy Blazer wasn't out back when classic sci-fi movies were making waves throughout the 1980s, 1990s, and early aughts. Because of this, many of these classic films now have the creators lamenting about not having access to the newest Blazer to feature in said films. Especially since its sleek design and angular lines would have made it...

The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same

A man is looking at a scale while comparing a mini 2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Buick Encore.
Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in an old Aztec bowl carved from a human skull, and my unparalleled knack for investigative journalism. It’s this third thing that has led me down a dark and twisted road. For some time now, people...

Chevy Unveils New Paint Colors

Stripes of colors and patterns are showing the 2020-inspired colors to be found on models at your Chevy dealership.
The year is almost over, even though it feels like we are only on the 267th day of March. While the entire world has been shut down, except for Florida, that hasn’t stopped major events from happening. Although the entire year of 2020 has been one giant train wreck, the folks over at Chevrolet spent their time working from...

Why Are You so Stupid?

An MRI image of two heads shows brains with a fried egg and an egg still in a shell.
Now, before you email me a lengthy analysis of your own stupidity, answering this question in great detail and with numerous charts and graphs, let me say this: I’m asking it rhetorically. That is to say, as a rhetorical device to get your attention and make you start reading. I don’t actually care why you’re so stupid – we’ve...

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

An old parchment is showing the signed Ford charter.
There are things beyond our understanding in this universe. Quantum mechanics, the name of the girl sitting beneath the mountains, and the Ford Motor Company. It doesn’t matter to me whether you’re looking for a Ford dealership near you, you’re just interested in our reality, or you clicked this link by mistake while looking for pornography, today you’re going...