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‘White Saviors’ Come to the Aid of Blind Native American Actor

Magi Rainwater is outside a Buick GMC dealer while protestors try to stop him from narrating a comparison on the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
To paraphrase comedian(?) Jeff Foxworthy, if you’re trying to choose between the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee…You might be a racist. Propelled by the immediate outreach of social media trending, it has become easier than ever for sociological buzz words to take root. Terms such as ‘woke’ and ‘problematic’ are just a few examples of terms that...

Bernie Sanders Has Some Thoughts on Chevy Lease Deals

Bernie Sanders is shown behind a podium with a Save Oshawa GM on the sign as part of live auto news.
With the 2020 Presidential Race ramping up with each passing moment, there is no shortage of news stories worth keeping abreast of. And now, more than ever, we find ourselves collectively captivated, unsure of whether we’re watching actual history unfold or are trapped inside of an SNL skit. Here at The Lemon, this sentiment is most evident when it...

Dealership Inspires NH Men to Share Their Love (of Burritos)

Two men in Burrito Bae shirts are in a restaurant with burritos in front of them.
Peterborough, NH -  A newly-opened local business in a small southern New Hampshire town is changing what it means to “put it in your mouth,” and it’s all thanks to the shared experience of its two owners at a Buy Here Pay Here Dealership. Yosh Billings and Niall Murray (both aged 22) were friends and longtime co-workers whose relationship might...

David Dobrik Gives Away Nissan Lease

A young man is holding keys in front of his garage with a red Nissan sedan and a Nissan Lease Giveaway text over laid.
David Dobrik, the king of clickbait, has established himself as a content creator on an up and coming indie site called YouTube. Though he himself has multiple cars, two of which are a Tesla and a Ferrari, he is known for buying his friends, family, and strangers nice cars too. This time, he’s “giving away” a Nissan lease! That’s...

Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On

An older man, who has a recommendation for the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, is shown next to his Guinness World Record certificate.
Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who was recently recognized by Guinness World Records for setting a rather impressive feat. Jon H. Willingham, 65, was recently recognized for setting the world record for “most miles traveled with a turn signal on.” His 48...

New Game Simulates Feeling of Regret Following Car Purchase

A woman is playing a game on her phone which was inspired by Ford lease deals.
San Francisco, CA - Partly inspired by new Ford lease deals, a hit new phone game is taking California by storm. Miserable Incorporated, the company behind hits like “Debt: The Game” and “Divorce: The Game,” has just released their most anticipated mobile game yet. “Car Buying: The Game” is intended to simulate the entire car-buying experience. After the company’s other hits, game...

Jeep’s Uconnect Spoils Endings of Popular Films

The Jeep Renegade is shown giving spoilers from the Uconnect system, an issue to consider when comparing the 2019 Chevy Trax vs the 2019 Jeep Renegade.
*Contains Spoilers for those of you who haven't caught up on all things pop-culture* Los Angeles, CA –If you are one of those people who drink Natty Ice and is what others would describe as a "mall crawler" simply because you are to scared to bring your jeep into the actual wilderness, we at The Lemon have some inside details...

Cincinnati SEO Company Delivers Mixed Results 

A man with his middle fingers up is shown over poop emojis on pink and blue stripes behind him.
Cincinnati, OH - Several local trucking and hauling companies fell victim to faulty misdirection during recent online searches for ‘Dump Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ in the hopes of strengthening their respective fleets. According to Dave Morris of Queen City Hauling, “I went on Google and typed ‘Dump Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ and I found myself directed first to our local...

Suffering Jeep Sales Inspire Next-Gen Lease Concept

Three Wranglers are 'Jeep Stacking' by parking on the middle Jeep's tires at a dealership to promote new Jeep lease deals.
Based on industry rumors that seem to persist, those interested in exploring Jeep lease deals might notice a few more doors opening for them in the weeks-to-come. Even more interesting is the fact that adventurous off-roaders and overlanders, who might have previously excluded themselves from lease consideration, might also be presented with opportunities to change their minds. A year ago,...

Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide

A man is looking at his frustrated grandfather with a search bar looking up 'is my grandfather a racist?' shown.
Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept of a generational divide. In the most casual sense, it could take the form of outdated slang or unreliable pop culture references. These are easily laughed off. But in more extreme cases, it can expose...