[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]
"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale."
I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew cab and has only 100,000 miles on it. It's in excellent condition and will be the perfect truck for the right buyer.
I have been using this truck for my mobile exotic dancer business, so there...
Four Things You Didn’t Know about the Chevy Trailblazer
Hey bestie. I love writing about cars. That’s why I’m here. You love reading about cars. That’s why you’re here. We love cars—car friends forever! What’s your favorite? Maybe a nice Chevy Trailblazer for sale? I’ll bet that’s one of your favorites, and I’ll bet I can tell you some things you don’t know about this legendary legend of...
Hot Car Review: All-New and Brilliant Innovation
Friends and readers, I take it upon myself to provide you with the latest, most up-to-date, live auto news and the real inside scoop on the auto industry. This is something I'm passionate about, and I take a great deal of pride in the work that I do, the letters of thanks I receive, and the remarkable number of...
Covered Wagon or Nissan Pathfinder
There’s a lot of talk out there about these modern vehicles called horseless carriages. Well, I am doubtful that the historical precedent of durability and featureset established by the covered wagon will ever be surpassed. Let’s take a closer look at some of the key features offered by these modern “alternatives” to the tried and true classic.
This company called...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White, Indicating the 2023 Chevy Silverado 1500 is Now For Sale.
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake by “squeezing out” the stories that affect you and the automotive industry that you certainly won’t read anywhere else. And today, we’re witnessing a momentous event that we’re sure is going to incite much excitement...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their bumpers... But in order to really judge and compare different trucks, it’s important to always consider the class one falls into; otherwise, you could look at a full-size model like the Ram 1500 and compare...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my eye for the unusual nature of its subject matter and how clearly it demonstrated the mindset of many a car buyer out there. So greatly did it intrigue me that I reached out to my...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with those entering a midlife crisis and minivans were once the hallmark of someone who was family-oriented, a new medical study conducted by Harvard University has led to some recent news that many people have always...
Five Keys to Choosing the Right Online Car Seller
If you’re shopping for a car online, then you’ve made a good choice, and I’m proud of you for getting to this point on your own –– but your brain has taken you as far as it can. Now, you need me to pick up the withered husk of your cerebellum and carry you the next hundred feet to...
Harley-Davidson: The New Face of Severe Brain Damage (and “Crotch-Rot”?)
There’s no doubt that the year is going to be an exciting one for fans of Harley-Davidson. Especially with the 2022 Harley-Davidson Road King Special, which is still generating quite a bit of buzz here in early 2023. It’s seldom that we get to talk to a long-time Harley owner, but we got to do just that when we...
80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer
In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality and unique use of the English language, which is usually laden with insults and profanity, he’s never dull in any podcast or interview. With the all-new 2023 Ford Explorer coming out, we reached out to...
New Evidence Confirms What We All Knew
Fast car = small penis. How’s that for an attention-grabbing opening line? My editor has been riding me lately about how I start so many of my articles with, “Rambling nonsense that makes yourself sound smarter than everyone else,” and how I, “Don’t work here anymore, stop sending us assignments. Please, for the love of god!” So here you...
Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon
Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days; and that every vehicle should be judged solely by its merits. We hold ourselves to the highest automotive standards, and while other news outlets within the lamestream media heap praise onto...
Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle
There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of the industry are attempting to one-up one another as the spirit of competition is at its absolute strongest. A recent chain of events in the form of a new announcement from GM might lead many...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm and take things to a whole new level, Ford has always been on the cutting edge. And while there’s certainly a lot of acclaim that their semi-autonomous ‘blue cruise’ has achieved in recent years, a...
5 Ways Millennials Can Keep Their Car Running Great This Winter
The holidays might be behind us, but winter’s just getting started –– it’s easy to forget that winter doesn’t begin until December 21st and goes until March. With that in mind, it’s very important that you take the proper steps to keep your car running well during these cold months and to stay safe on the road. This is...
“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread
Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans: doctors, Rhode Scholars, arsonists, furries, the list goes on! Today, however, we received a rather disturbing letter that seems to suggest that there is a *chuckles* wealth gap in this country?! Uh, yeah, okay, lady....
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting in its own destruction. Up until this point, however, the fires could be blamed on the batteries in these Battery-Electric Vehicles (BEVs), causing them to erupt into a ruinous conflagration. Things have changed as Chevy...
The Best Nissan to Drive Based on Your Zodiac Sign
There are probably a lot of factors you consider when stopping into your local Nissan dealer for a new ride. I’m sure you have a budget in mind, as well as performance and size requirements. You may favor capable all-wheel drive over efficient front-wheel drive, and heated front seats or a good sound system might be absolute musts. These...
We Talked to an Aging Honda Accord Who Argues for the Right to Commit Assisted Suicide
One of the most controversial topics that have been heavily debated for the past few decades is euthanasia. Until his passing in 2011, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, known to some as “Dr. Death,” helped people who were terminally ill commit assisted suicide. There are those who argue in favor of euthanasia, insisting that people who are ill and live in...
