The GM headquarters is shown with a white pillar of smoke in front of it.

Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...

Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
A crowd of people are shown giving an award to a dealer that has a Chevy Colorado.

2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award

There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
An upset man is shown holding his chest.

Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra

As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
A doctor is shown with an anatomy model in front of a 2023 Chevy Silverado 3500 HD.

Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size

It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
A baby in a carseat is shown in a Bolt EV next to a fireman.

Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline

It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
A pink 2023 Chevy Silverado is shown on a pink background.

Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only

I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
A collage of used Chevrolet trucks is shown.

The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks

The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
An empty car carrier is shown in the aftermath of a dispute between the 2023 Chevy Silverado 1500 vs 2022 Ram 1500.

Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances

Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
A red 2023 Chevy Equinox RS is shown from the front.

Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox

You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
A blue 2023 Chevy Bolt is shown from the front at an angle.

Chevy Announces Incendiary New Strategy

If there’s one thing I know about the auto industry, it’s this: Lee Iacocca once celebrated a major promotion by eating a whole goose....
A blue 2022 Chevy Bolt is shown from the side after leaving a Certified Chevy dealer.

Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program

New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
A candle is shown near a certified pre-owned Equinox dealer.

GM to Sacrifice Human Children for Favorable Chevy Equinox Sales

In the 1973 film, The Wicker Man, a devout Christian policeman visits a remote location near Scotland. The island is inhabited by Pagans, who...
Three GM brand emblems are shown during the battle between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD vs 2022 GMC Sierra 2500 HD.

First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM

It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
The presidential seal is shown in front of a blackboard that has "truck loan forgiveness written on it" during a 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 comparison.

Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger

Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
A 2023 Chevy Blazer EV PPV is shown.

Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles

It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
A silver 2022 Chevy Equinox is shown on top of a flat earth after leaving an Equinox dealer.

The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat

While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
Research about the Chevy Silverado 1500 is shown.

Historian Confirms That There Were No Chevy Silverados During the 1500s

For many drivers, workers, and tradesmen, the Chevy Silverado 1500 is the most reliable workhorse on the road. While many discuss the vehicle’s positive...

Chevy Introduces Louder EVs to Attract New Drivers

Electric vehicle sales have been on a major upswing lately as high gas prices and EV subsidies drive consumers to ditch their gas-powered vehicles...
Cows are shown loaded into the back of a Blue 2022 Ford Explorer and a silver 2022 Chevy Traverse during a 2022 Ford Explorer vs 2022 Chevy Traverse comparison.

Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste

Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Gerbils are shown covering the hood of a white 2023 Chevy Bolt EV.

Electric Powertrain Revealed to Be Nothing but a Bunch of Gerbils

The EV revolution is in full force. Many manufacturers have been taking great strides in advancing their electric powertrains to alleviate the stress consumers...