“Why Your Mom is Like an Used Chevy Truck” and Other Fun Jokes For...
“Yo Mama’s like a used Chevy Truck, ‘cuz her bed’s all banged from random heavy tools.”
Sorry. Just a little something that I’ve been work-shopping...
Anonymous Internet Troll Rebrands Honda Ridgeline (& Honda is Pissed!)
Just one of countless Americans doing the exact same thing, Miles Taren sat down one day, opened his laptop and began searching for side-by-side...
Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?
Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...
Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox
Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda...
Win A Billion Dollars, Buy a Chevy
Last year, the Powerball hit a record breaking 1.58 billion dollars. Billion. Not a typo.
Which of course begged the question that virtually every single...
MOMO: Chevy’s New Partner in Pushing the C7 Corvette
Whether we’re talking about the entertainment industry, mainstream media or live auto news, special interests play an immeasurable role in influencing us, how we...
Ocasio-Cortez: If No-One Works, We Can Eliminate Trucks!
Washington DC - Every once in a while, an individual in the public eye casts such a noticeable and continual shadow that it becomes...
New Evidence Could Tie MA Arrest of TN Gunmen to Detroit Agenda
Brockton, MA - In mid-March, three men from Tennessee were arrested in Brockton, Massachusetts with the police seizing nine guns that were in their...
I Hate the Chevy Trax, and You Should Too!
Ladies and gentlemen, if it pleases this eminent council, I’d like to present you now with a less-than-comprehensive, but no-less compelling argument regarding the...
Hairdressers Protest the Camaro out of Fear That Mullets Will Return
Rindge, NH - On one hand, it’s hard to argue that the 2019 Chevy Camaro is an eye-catching example of performance-minded engineering paired with...
Chevy to Collab with 90’s Rapper Skee-Lo
Skee-Lo, son.
Watch know about Skee-Lo? Nothing. Pssssht. And you call yourself a fan of rap and hip-hop culture? I bet your parents know Skee-lo,...
How to Turn Your Pickup Truck into Your Own Socially Isolated Swimming Pool
Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when temperatures reach triple digits and a great number of beachgoers realize that they should’ve spent...
How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
Sonic Redesign: Chevy’s #GottaFixItFast
Detroit MI - In an internal audit of nationwide inventories for Chevy used cars General Motors unearthed a major issue demanding their immediate attention;...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
2001 Chevy Cavalier Accused of Sexual Misconduct
Following a string of high-profile sexual misconduct allegations, a vehicle is now in the news. An aging, 2001 Chevy Cavalier was recently called out...
Customers Convinced That Chevy Is Giving Away Free Grandmas
Recently, Chevy has been rolling out a new commercial spot for their 2018 Chevrolet Traverse. Titled “Family Reunion,” the commercial revolves around a group...
Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives...
The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
