How to Turn Your Chevy SUV Into a Zombie Destroyer
Does the impending zombie apocalypse keep you up at night? Good, me too. Luckily for you, I have developed a foolproof way of protecting...
5 Names Chevy Rejected for the Silverado EV
At this point, you’ve heard all about the 2024 Chevy Silverado EV, an all-electric truck that’s sure to take the industry by storm. You’ve...
Direct-to-Car Amazon Deliveries Are Just the Beginning
It was recently announced that the convenience of shopping through Amazon Prime would be enhanced for certain customers, as long as they drove either...
Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse
Friends, allow me to start by saying something controversial: This is not the only automotive news website on the Internet. I know, I know,...
Possible Homicide Triggered by ‘Dutch Humor’
If William Shakespeare were alive today, he might describe it as ‘much ADO about nothing.” Then again, such a statement could be considered inappropriate...
Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested
Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s...
Chevy Asks Stay-At-Home Dads to Design SUVs
If you go on to any car brand’s press website, you’ll quickly see a list of articles that tout the company’s recent design contests....
The Chevy Bolt is a Trap (Unless You’re a Fan of Anal Probes)
Having taken a close look at the model year offerings from almost every major lineup, there seems to be a fairly significant split from...
GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
Content Writer Fired. “Can’t Write Non-Offensive Article”
Peterborough NH - When we say the words ‘Automotive SEO’ what comes to mind? For many of you, the answer will inevitably be ‘not...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
Cincinnati SEO Company Delivers Mixed Results
Cincinnati, OH - Several local trucking and hauling companies fell victim to faulty misdirection during recent online searches for ‘Dump Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’...
Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment
(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers
Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
Chevy Erects Their New Campaign (& Pfizer Throbs Rigidly with Anger)
Detroit, MI - The Lemon recently reported on GM’s highly-publicized acquisition of Josh Billings as their new creative marketing director. Garnering wide disdain for...
Local Actor Charged in Driving School Cheating Scandal
NASHUA, NH - You may have seen him playing Nathan Detroit in the Nashua Community Player’s (NCP) production of Guys and Dolls. Perhaps you...
The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck
Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...
Dodge DUI? Chevy Chlamydia? SERIOUSLY?!
Here in the United States, the American mindset towards driving is almost intrinsically tied to a sense of adventure and a desire to explore....
“Christmas Icon” Helps Toyota to Beat out Chevy for #2 Truck Spot
It’s a tale as old as time. No…we’re not talking about ‘Beauty and the Beast’, you strung-out Disney+ junkie; we’re talking about the battle...
