Hostile Workplace Erupts Over Truck Comparison
One could argue that nearly every topic worth discussing has become a hot-button issue in recent years. From politics to religion, broad-stroke conversations have...
An Exercise in Futility: Comparing the Cherokee & CR-V
Crossovers and SUVs just don’t do it for me. There I said it…
So, what thrills me less than the need to run a comparison...
Cherokee vs. Equinox (This is NOT a Race)
When asked to compare the 2018 Jeep Cherokee vs. 2018 Chevy Equinox, only one question sprang into my head: which one is faster? This...
The GMC Sierra Feature You Never Knew Almost Happened
Doppelgänger. The existence of another human being that is uncannily similar, if not identical to, yourself. Based on the theory of genetic duplicity, when...
Disney-Pixar Initiates Contest for CARS 4 (Kids Riot)
Since we were first introduced to Woody the Cowboy and Buzz Lightyear in 1995’s ‘Toy Story,’ Disney-Pixar has been captivating audiences young and old.
In...
SOLO Offers up the Next Star Wars-Inspired Vehicle
SOLO Offers up the Next STAR WARS-Inspired VehicleSince the dawn of film, radio, and television the power of advertising revenue has had a major...
Automotive Industry Contributes Towards Sleep Studies
The phrase “sleep studies” will elicit drastically different responses depending on the audience. Some immediately associate the term with the horrific and unnatural experimentation...
GMC vs RAM (aka “The Battle of Who Could Care Less”)
When debating between the 2018 GMC Sierra vs. 2018 RAM 1500, you might feel like you’re settling for 3rd or 4th place. Don’t feel...
Environmentalists & Wiccans Protest ‘Terrain-Appropriation’ on Behalf of Gaia
Perform an online search comparing the 2018 Chevy Equinox vs 2018 GMC Terrain, and you’re bound to see some new voices being added to...
Disney & Marvel Gain THE X-MEN Franchise, and Automakers Want IN!
“Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.”
King James Bible, Matthew 5:5
“Ugh. The geeks will inherit our parking and fuck everything up.”
James...
Why the Yukon & Expedition are Like Your 43-Year Old Co-Worker Who Went Skydiving...
Detroit, MI - The Cobo Center recently hosted an automaker summit, comprising of such industry mainstays as Ford, General Motors, Fiat-Chrysler of America, Toyota,...
Futurecast: The Best First Car For Your Graduating Senior…in 2027
Congratulations. Your teenage child has completed driver’s ed and passed the licensing test as required by the state that you living in. And unless...
AC/DC Helps GM & FCA (to Determine Who’s Got The Biggest Balls of Them...
Comparing the 2018 Chevy Camaro vs. 2018 Dodge Challenger is an exercise that is bound to prove challenging on a number of levels. With...
Subterranean Mole People Found Living Beneath AutoMile
Meet the Holderness Family.
The fact is that you probably already know Penn and Kim Holderness, as well as their children Lola and Penn Charles,...
Americans File for Emancipation from Domestic Truck Choices
In 1998, a 19-year old college Freshman from Massachusetts sowed the oats for the groundbreaking court rulings which are now proving to be a...
Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline
Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...
Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane
Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High
Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
