NY TIMES Reveals Lowest-Selling Calendar of All-Time

Meet ‘Ford Flex,’ star of his own “super-sexy calendar.” Hmmm, actually… Meet Bill Ceryanek (aka ‘Ford Flex’) who, along with his wife Becky (aka ‘Bigg Bexx’)...
A black question mark is in front of a truck silhouette, which may require a bad credit car loan, with a galaxy background.

Major Leak: The 2021 Ford F-150 Revealed!

Brand new specs and images have been leaked for the upcoming 2021 Ford F-150 redesign, and there is a lot to unpack here. It...
A magician is holding a fanned deck of cards in front of a white Ford Escape, which is a popular new Ford for sale.

Magician Buys Ford Escape for Act, Is Very Disappointed

Imagine spending $50,000 and realizing that your recent purchase doesn’t satisfy your (very) specific needs. That’s what happened recently to a Las Vegas entertainer...
A black and white photo of a boy playing with a dump truck

GMC Misfires with #Woke Campaign. Ford Prospers.

If you’re in the market for a new truck and are comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 GMC Sierra, your decision might have...
Car salesman taking selfie, Red 2018 Ford Mustang and Red 2018 Dodge Challenger, asian weather woman in background

Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane

Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
A man crying over his love of the 2019 Ford EcoSport

Why the 2019 Ford Ecosport is a Game-Changer in Treating Clinical Mediocrity

Having just been introduced to the U.S market over a year ago, the 2019 Ford Ecosport may not have a lot of mileage behind...
A pink elephant with a jacket and top hat is standing behind a car shown on the back up camera screen.

Ford Recalls are Worse Than We Feared

Recently, the good ol’ Ford Motor Company issued a recall on more than 700,000 vehicles here in the US for a fairly simple but...
Steven Spielberg holding an award and Carmen Electra in a bikini in front of the Cincinnati Skyline and the word Cincinnati

Steven Spielberg & Carmen Electra: Together at Last (Thanks Ford!)

“Name a more iconic duo…I’ll wait.” The prevalence of such internet challenges provides a perfect depiction of the impactful nature of great pairings. Throughout history,...
A 2021 Ford Bronco Sport is shown from the side with the text 'top secret' over it.

What Ford Won’t Tell You about the Bronco Sport

The big moment has come and gone: Ford has finally released all of the details about the 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and its big...
Ford Cars

Editorial: To Every Couple Who Ever Did Over-the-Sweater Stuff in a Ford

Dearly Beloved…  We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Ford cars; specifically the classic sedan, after a long, excruciating battle with...
Parents are talking to their angry son about Ford cars for sale.

Ford Blindsided by ‘Imma Tell My Kids’ Memes

If you're searching online for Ford cars for sale, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself searching exclusively through discontinued models....
Inuit people are standing next to a Ford Pro4x truck with a husky in the back, debating the 2020 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Nissan Titan.

Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit

’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
A woman is taking selfies with her Jeep Cherokee, which aids in the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Jeep Cherokee comparison.

Woman Takes Selfie with Jeep, Ruins Life

Los Angeles, CA - A woman’s recent decision to take a selfie with her new purchase may have solved the month-long debate of the...
Kevin Bacon as Val McKee in 'Tremors', fans requested spokesperson for the 2020 Ford SuperDuty Tremor Package Spokesperson

Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’

Everyone loves Kevin Bacon. Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get...
Mustached ‘redneck’ looking at pictures of cousins incestuously

Ford Targets “Family Loyalty” with Redneck Modeling (Because “Cousins Love It”)

Usually, when one hears the phrase ‘Ford models’ it conjures thoughts of the diverse number of offerings served up by the automaker, be it...
Joaquin Phoenix's Joker is shown in front of the 2020 Ford Escape and 2020 Chevy Equinox on a city street.

Myth Busted: The TRUE Story Behind Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Laugh

Is it just us, or is it getting crazier out there? That’s the question I ask of this world where people are forced to...
The Lemon covers the story of the 2019 Ford Fiesta winning the most ironic award

2019 Ford FIESTA Named ‘Most Ironic’

Los Angeles CA - With the entire industry still abuzz over a month after the Los Angeles Auto Show came to a close, it...
Jim Hackett is shown with a monocle next to the Netflix logo and six people are holding numbered Ford umbrellas.

New Netflix Series Addresses Ford Earnings Scandal

Scotts Valley, CA - As if most every Ford dealership wasn’t having hard enough time, pressured to sell off slow-moving inventory as they prepare...
Electrician at a Ford factory in live auto news

Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate

After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one...
Greta Thunburg is at a conference for the ASSHOLE group to discuss the 2020 Ford Ranger vs 2020 Nissan Frontier.

Head of Auto Industry is an A-hole!

Fuel economy is one of the most important aspects of a vehicle to a lot of potential car-buyers – and the auto industry is...