Ford CEO Jim Hackett is shown giving a speech while wearing a mask and with a virus pin.

Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition

In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
A 2020 Ford Edge vs 2020 Nissan Murano are in front of a divided lemon.

Edge vs Murano: Settling the Debate

I can’t think of a more hotly contested, embittered, and contentious rivalry in the entirety of the auto industry than that of the Ford...
The Ford logo is shown over 0s and 1s for Ford Certified Pre-owned cars.

Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures

In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
Greta Thunburg is at a conference for the ASSHOLE group to discuss the 2020 Ford Ranger vs 2020 Nissan Frontier.

Head of Auto Industry is an A-hole!

Fuel economy is one of the most important aspects of a vehicle to a lot of potential car-buyers – and the auto industry is...
Monkeys, roasted chickens, pants, and Captain Kirk are surrounding an e-F-150, which will be new amongst Ford trucks for sale.

Ford’s e-F-150 Shows Real Towing Power

Just recently, Ford wowed the world with a demonstration of the raw power their still officially unrevealed electric F-150 pickup has. The electric truck...
Swiper and Dora are next to a crashed car to help people decide between the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse.

Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping

Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be...
Two women are standing in front of their new white Mercedes.

Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”

Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
A man on a Youtube video is next to cash while deciding between the 2020 Ford EcoSport vs 2020 Nissan Kicks.

New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze

In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring...
A memorium of Jason Cook, who may have died while writing a comparison on the 2020 Ford Escape vs 2020 Chevy Equinox, is shown.

Local Writer Found Dead: The Lemon Investigates

The Lemon respectfully requests that our loyal readers join us in a moment of quiet reflection in memory of celebrated staff writer Jason Cook,...
Elon Musk is behind the Tesla Cybertruck, a future competitor of Ford trucks, with an alien and a predator in front.

Ford Sets its Sights on the Cybertruck

In terms of overall sales, Ford trucks sit head and shoulders above the offerings of (pretty much) every other automaker out there. As of...
Inuit people are standing next to a Ford Pro4x truck with a husky in the back, debating the 2020 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Nissan Titan.

Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit

’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
A 'cool mom' is in front of red 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E.

Has the Mach-E Reinvented ‘Reinvention’?

Apple. Robert Downey Jr. Lego. Miley Cyrus. Old Spice. Caitlin Jenner. Bruce Jenner’s closet. What do all of these things have in common? They’ve...
Parents are talking to their angry son about Ford cars for sale.

Ford Blindsided by ‘Imma Tell My Kids’ Memes

If you're searching online for Ford cars for sale, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself searching exclusively through discontinued models....
Nissan CEO, Makoto Uchida, is next to the ghost of the former CEO in a bedroom comparing the 2020 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Nissan Titan shown in black and white.

Former Nissan CEO Gets the Dickens Scared Out of Him

For those of you douche bags looking to recreate those absurd holiday commercials where couples inexplicably surprise one another on Christmas morning with a...
A black question mark is in front of a truck silhouette, which may require a bad credit car loan, with a galaxy background.

Major Leak: The 2021 Ford F-150 Revealed!

Brand new specs and images have been leaked for the upcoming 2021 Ford F-150 redesign, and there is a lot to unpack here. It...
Joaquin Phoenix's Joker is shown in front of the 2020 Ford Escape and 2020 Chevy Equinox on a city street.

Myth Busted: The TRUE Story Behind Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Laugh

Is it just us, or is it getting crazier out there? That’s the question I ask of this world where people are forced to...
A group of teen moms who enjoy used Ford trucks are behind a pregnant woman with an FGL tattoo on her stomach.

Worst Name Ideas for ‘Baby Bronco’

While it's inevitable that some poor schmuck with inarguably weak judgment is shopping for used Ford trucks right now, the automaker seems to be...
Stats for the Bieber vs Cruise fight are side-by-side with the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Dodge Journey sponsors.

This Fall…Disneyland…Bieber v. Cruise

Just when a lull in automotive headlines made it seem like random conversations comparing the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Dodge Journey could end...
A woman is taking selfies with her Jeep Cherokee, which aids in the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Jeep Cherokee comparison.

Woman Takes Selfie with Jeep, Ruins Life

Los Angeles, CA - A woman’s recent decision to take a selfie with her new purchase may have solved the month-long debate of the...
A magician is holding a fanned deck of cards in front of a white Ford Escape, which is a popular new Ford for sale.

Magician Buys Ford Escape for Act, Is Very Disappointed

Imagine spending $50,000 and realizing that your recent purchase doesn’t satisfy your (very) specific needs. That’s what happened recently to a Las Vegas entertainer...