Pennywise is waving while a car sinks into a frozen lake.

Is This a Joke? Pennywise the New Face of Takata Airbags?

I don’t care what my CFO Ashley tells you, reporting on live auto news headlines is hard work, achievable only by the most insightful,...
Two beer mugs with VW on them are next to sausages and other German food.

“German Disregard for Emissions Has Societal Ties” Claims Expert

It’s been years now that live auto news headlines have detailed the continuing plight of German automakers (the Volkswagen Group, in particular) who have...
Ohio Dealership GM (who bears a striking resemblance to Sanza Stark, as played by Sophie Turner) looks around her empty dealership.

HBO Blamed for Global Auto Sales Freeze

Westerosi, OH - They say every time a dealership tries to sell a car on Sunday, the gods toss a coin, and the world...
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos set their sights on space travel

Musk v. Bezos: Battle for Dark Side of the Moon

One might say that this past Saturday, May 18th, was written in the stars — with the seasonal occurrence of a ‘Blue Moon’ coinciding...
Billionaire Robert F. Smith & Presidential Hopeful Elizabeth Warren: Should they start a 24/7 Helpline to help YOU in live auto news?

Smith & Warren Want to Fix Your Automotive Woes

When it comes to reporting on live auto news, we have to admit, some days are diamonds and some days are rocks. But it’s...
President Donald J. Trump threatens MI Congressman Justin Amash while Amish man looks on over live auto news.

Mennonite Community Caught in Trump Crossfire

While live auto news headlines tend to feature industry-centered headlines (be they related to project developments, financial matters, recalls or other topics) the expanding...
As the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and Renault crumbles, we wonder if 'Shade' is the root cause.

Shade Behind the Failed FCA / Renault Merger

Just one week ago, the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and French automaker, Renault had been poised to give birth to an entity that would...
Parody of 'Yesterday' Movie Poster featuring man crossing Abbey Road, while looking back at a 1995 Dodge Stratus

Will There (Already) be a Sequel to YESTERDAY?

On June 28th, movie audiences and lovers of The Beatles will finally get a chance to view the long-awaited release of Yesterday, a film...
Kevin Bacon as Val McKee in 'Tremors', fans requested spokesperson for the 2020 Ford SuperDuty Tremor Package Spokesperson

Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’

Everyone loves Kevin Bacon. Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get...
C8 Corvette (to be revealed on July 18th) driven by Internet Troll, with Sebastian from 'The Little Mermaid' Looking On.

Corvette C8 Tainted by Internet Backlash

With July 18th fast-approaching, a faceless worldwide horde of 'Vette enthusiasts find themselves lined up, clamoring for the long-awaited launch of the mid-engine 2020...