Is This a Joke? Pennywise the New Face of Takata Airbags?
I don’t care what my CFO Ashley tells you, reporting on live auto news headlines is hard work, achievable only by the most insightful,...
“German Disregard for Emissions Has Societal Ties” Claims Expert
It’s been years now that live auto news headlines have detailed the continuing plight of German automakers (the Volkswagen Group, in particular) who have...
HBO Blamed for Global Auto Sales Freeze
Westerosi, OH - They say every time a dealership tries to sell a car on Sunday, the gods toss a coin, and the world...
Musk v. Bezos: Battle for Dark Side of the Moon
One might say that this past Saturday, May 18th, was written in the stars — with the seasonal occurrence of a ‘Blue Moon’ coinciding...
Smith & Warren Want to Fix Your Automotive Woes
When it comes to reporting on live auto news, we have to admit, some days are diamonds and some days are rocks. But it’s...
Mennonite Community Caught in Trump Crossfire
While live auto news headlines tend to feature industry-centered headlines (be they related to project developments, financial matters, recalls or other topics) the expanding...
Shade Behind the Failed FCA / Renault Merger
Just one week ago, the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and French automaker, Renault had been poised to give birth to an entity that would...
Will There (Already) be a Sequel to YESTERDAY?
On June 28th, movie audiences and lovers of The Beatles will finally get a chance to view the long-awaited release of Yesterday, a film...
Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’
Everyone loves Kevin Bacon.
Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get...
Corvette C8 Tainted by Internet Backlash
With July 18th fast-approaching, a faceless worldwide horde of 'Vette enthusiasts find themselves lined up, clamoring for the long-awaited launch of the mid-engine 2020...
American Youth to Rush Area 51. Is Germany to Blame?
In recent years, everyone seems worried about the Russians. From election hacking to the third season of 'Stranger Things,' we seem to be revisiting...
Toyota to Revive the Matrix with Keanu Reeves
It was 2014 when Toyota announced that they would be discontinuing the Matrix, after more than a decade. Since then, Toyota has provided no...
Can’t Stand the Rain? Mazda Has Plans
In a display of arbitrary popularity surge unseen since all of social media decided to collectively canonize Keanu Reeves as some sort of earthbound...
Tropical Storm Karen: A Clever Ploy by FCA?
It was way back in the 1950s when the U.S. National Hurricane Center began the practice which would carry over to the World Meteorological...
Is 6ix9ine the New Star Witness for the FCA Investigation?
The last six years of sales numbers reported by Fiat Chrysler Automobile (FCA) have been called into question by the US Justice Department as...
Disney+ and Toyota Know a Cross-Marketing Opportunity When They See One
Over the last few years, streaming services have all but usurped the home entertainment industry, all while reshaping our cultural mindset.
Netflix paved the way...
GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because They Didn’t Kill Themselves)
It seems fair to say that - in the future, when the definitive history of General Motors is put to record - 2019 may...
The Ghost Car Epidemic No One is Talking About
If you’re interested in live auto news like I am, and you watch for the signs and secret signals that we all know are...
Does KIA Have an Axe to Grind With ‘The Grudge’?
Lovers of the psychological horror film genre are likely to be familiar with the Japanese film franchise Ju-On. Translated roughly to 'curse grudge', the...
Elon Musk is Not a Decepticon Servant (and Other Comforting Lies)
This may not come as much of a surprise, but the evidence to suggest that Elon Musk is a servant of the Decepticons has...
