Pennywise is waving while a car sinks into a frozen lake.

Is This a Joke? Pennywise the New Face of Takata Airbags?

I don’t care what my CFO Ashley tells you, reporting on live auto news headlines is hard work, achievable only by the most insightful,...
Two beer mugs with VW on them are next to sausages and other German food.

“German Disregard for Emissions Has Societal Ties” Claims Expert

It’s been years now that live auto news headlines have detailed the continuing plight of German automakers (the Volkswagen Group, in particular) who have...
Ohio Dealership GM (who bears a striking resemblance to Sanza Stark, as played by Sophie Turner) looks around her empty dealership.

HBO Blamed for Global Auto Sales Freeze

Westerosi, OH - They say every time a dealership tries to sell a car on Sunday, the gods toss a coin, and the world...
Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos set their sights on space travel

Musk v. Bezos: Battle for Dark Side of the Moon

One might say that this past Saturday, May 18th, was written in the stars — with the seasonal occurrence of a ‘Blue Moon’ coinciding...
Billionaire Robert F. Smith & Presidential Hopeful Elizabeth Warren: Should they start a 24/7 Helpline to help YOU in live auto news?

Smith & Warren Want to Fix Your Automotive Woes

When it comes to reporting on live auto news, we have to admit, some days are diamonds and some days are rocks. But it’s...
President Donald J. Trump threatens MI Congressman Justin Amash while Amish man looks on over live auto news.

Mennonite Community Caught in Trump Crossfire

While live auto news headlines tend to feature industry-centered headlines (be they related to project developments, financial matters, recalls or other topics) the expanding...
As the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and Renault crumbles, we wonder if 'Shade' is the root cause.

Shade Behind the Failed FCA / Renault Merger

Just one week ago, the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and French automaker, Renault had been poised to give birth to an entity that would...
Parody of 'Yesterday' Movie Poster featuring man crossing Abbey Road, while looking back at a 1995 Dodge Stratus

Will There (Already) be a Sequel to YESTERDAY?

On June 28th, movie audiences and lovers of The Beatles will finally get a chance to view the long-awaited release of Yesterday, a film...
Kevin Bacon as Val McKee in 'Tremors', fans requested spokesperson for the 2020 Ford SuperDuty Tremor Package Spokesperson

Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’

Everyone loves Kevin Bacon. Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get...
C8 Corvette (to be revealed on July 18th) driven by Internet Troll, with Sebastian from 'The Little Mermaid' Looking On.

Corvette C8 Tainted by Internet Backlash

With July 18th fast-approaching, a faceless worldwide horde of 'Vette enthusiasts find themselves lined up, clamoring for the long-awaited launch of the mid-engine 2020...
An alien, marked with the German flag, stands outside Area 51, levitating the keys to an Audi

American Youth to Rush Area 51. Is Germany to Blame?

In recent years, everyone seems worried about the Russians. From election hacking to the third season of 'Stranger Things,' we seem to be revisiting...
Keanu Reeves in character as NEO from 'The Matrix' films, shown next to a Toyota Matrix

Toyota to Revive the Matrix with Keanu Reeves

  It was 2014 when Toyota announced that they would be discontinuing the Matrix, after more than a decade. Since then, Toyota has provided no...
Missy 'Misdemeanor" Elliott: the new face of Mazda?

Can’t Stand the Rain? Mazda Has Plans

In a display of arbitrary popularity surge unseen since all of social media decided to collectively canonize Keanu Reeves as some sort of earthbound...
Dodge Caravans left ravaged by Tropical Storm Karen

Tropical Storm Karen: A Clever Ploy by FCA?

It was way back in the 1950s when the U.S. National Hurricane Center began the practice which would carry over to the World Meteorological...
6ix9ine is shown in front of the FCA sign in the latest live auto news.

Is 6ix9ine the New Star Witness for the FCA Investigation?

The last six years of sales numbers reported by Fiat Chrysler Automobile (FCA) have been called into question by the US Justice Department as...
The Mandalorian character is next to the Toyota rep in front of a vehicle in live auto news.

Disney+ and Toyota Know a Cross-Marketing Opportunity When They See One

Over the last few years, streaming services have all but usurped the home entertainment industry, all while reshaping our cultural mindset. Netflix paved the way...
Jeffrey Epstein's face is shown in front of a hearing relating to live auto news.

GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because They Didn’t Kill Themselves)

It seems fair to say that - in the future, when the definitive history of General Motors is put to record - 2019 may...
A ghost car that has been mentioned in live auto news is driving on a foggy road at night.

The Ghost Car Epidemic No One is Talking About

If you’re interested in live auto news like I am, and you watch for the signs and secret signals that we all know are...
John Cho is next to the child from The Grudge, who is sitting on a Kia in front of Kia Motors, which has been in live auto news recently.

Does KIA Have an Axe to Grind With ‘The Grudge’?

Lovers of the psychological horror film genre are likely to be familiar with the Japanese film franchise Ju-On. Translated roughly to 'curse grudge', the...
Elon Musk, who is popular in live auto news, is shown with a Decepticon mask and an explosion.

Elon Musk is Not a Decepticon Servant (and Other Comforting Lies)

This may not come as much of a surprise, but the evidence to suggest that Elon Musk is a servant of the Decepticons has...