Car Possessions Are Surging!
When looking at the health of the auto industry, there are many different markers that people like to consider and signs that can help...
New Car-Buying Strategies for Modern Times
There was once a time long ago when giant sloths still roamed the land where you could simply go to a dealership, look a...
Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles
It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
GMC Adds More Denali Trims Than Ever Before!
The one thing I can always appreciate about the auto industry is that they know when to stop at a good thing. Sure, car...
BMW Reveals More Than They Realize
If you’ve been paying attention to the world of automotive news lately, then you’ve no doubt heard a fair amount of kerfuffle over the...
Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features
Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
Pregnant Women in the HOV Lane and Other Stupid Things
As we all know, High-Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes are designed to allow vehicles with two or more people in them to have their exclusive...
We Talked to an Aging Honda Accord Who Argues for the Right to Commit...
One of the most controversial topics that have been heavily debated for the past few decades is euthanasia. Until his passing in 2011, Dr....
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
5 Ways Millennials Can Keep Their Car Running Great This Winter
The holidays might be behind us, but winter’s just getting started –– it’s easy to forget that winter doesn’t begin until December 21st and...
New Evidence Confirms What We All Knew
Fast car = small penis. How’s that for an attention-grabbing opening line? My editor has been riding me lately about how I start so...
Tesla Disappoints
As a journalist, one of the most important things to me is clarity with my audience: providing you with a clear vision of what...
Take Advantage of Secret Car Tax Write-Offs
Want to know how much you love your nation? Consider this: do you love paying your federal income tax, looking forward to it each...
Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God
If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
True Patriots Show Patriotism via Patriotic Patriotism!
Friends, as you know, it’s Independence Day, the Fourth of July, when Jesus Christ delivered the Declaration of Independence to America some 247 years...
Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent
Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans
Recently, drivers were saddened to learn that the Chevy Bolt EV was being discontinued. As the most affordable and impressively flammable electric vehicle on...
BREAKING: Trico to Release New Windshield Wiper That Elongates “That Smear”
LIVE AUTO NEWS — We are buttered up to our gills with excitement. We just intercepted a nascent press release (someone emailed it to...
VW’s All-Electric Future Is Looking Different Now That It Has AID.S
FAIRFAX COUNTY, VA — It’s no surprise that Volkswagen has announced yet another electric vehicle, considering they’ve been manufacturing battery-powered vehicles since 2020 (with...
The Best Vehicles for Committing Different Crimes
After years of reviews and reporting, we've become seen as an expert source on automobiles. Thus, our readers often reach out for recommendations—the best...