Athol to Toyota “No Thank You”
Athol, MA - There are times when a story takes a dogleg turn, taking you in an entirely different direction. There are even times...
Truckmakers Unite in Support of ‘American Gladiator’ Revival
For prospective truck-buyers looking for a means of comparing one particular model against another, there are countless online resources worth looking into. Whether you’re...
Local Man Buys GMC Sierra “Based on Misunderstanding”
Gardner, MA - At a time when truck makers seem fixated on one-upping each other in regards to everything from weight reduction to standard...
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’...
90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020
If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On
Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...
Crossovers: the Original ‘Green Deal’
They call it a “socialist wish list” that could cost trillions, kill at least a million jobs and disrupt global trade. But if you...
Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V
Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
Upgrade Your 2020 With the Newest Internet Challenge
As a general rule, GMC’s marketing initiatives feel like a bit of a crapshoot. Think about it. In fact, let’s put a question out...
GMC Sets Their Eyes on Christmas
There’s nothing really new about ‘Holiday Promotions” when it comes to the automotive industry. From President’s Day to Labor Day, the average consumer sees...
Use of GMC Terrain Banned by Undercover Narcotics Division
Editor’s Note: To protect the innocent, and to preserve the integrity of pending police investigations, all names included in the following article have been...
Girl Named Sierra’ Chosen as New GMC Spokesperson
Whether you’re a loyal GMC customer interested in a heavy-duty 2019 GMC Sierra 3500, or even a base 1500, you might have noticed the...
Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway
Houston, TX – One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to...
GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
Biggest Nuggets: A Gold Prospector’s SUV Review
Recently, we at The Lemon were asked to compare the 2019 GMC Terrain vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson. And while we could have easily tasked...
Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO
NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...
GMC Terrain Named “Best Personality” of 2018 Graduating Class
At the risk of downplaying serious concerns, High School Superlatives can be a funny thing.
Sometimes known as the “Class Oscars” the informal awards process...
Ignorant, Uninformed Protestors Targets GMC for Discrimination
A recent poll, measuring the 2019 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado has garnered national attention resulting from the outcries of political activist...
Winter is…Gone? Huge Misstep in GoT Marketing
On Sunday, April 14th a global audience was rewarded with the beginning of the end; the first episode of the long-awaited eighth (and final)...
In Pursuit of “Best Picture,” Spike Lee’s Next Movie Focuses on Black Car
New York, New York – Fresh off another Best Picture loss at the Academy Awards, director Spike Lee has decided to change up his...