GMC SUV Prepares To Scale Border Wall
“The ramp needs a bit more elevation!” yelled Tommy McCallahan as he put the finishing touches on a ramp in his back yard. Generally,...
“Friend-Zoned”? GMC Understands
Every day, hundreds of thousands of men and women around the globe find themselves afflicted with a crippling disorder which ushers in countless long-term...
GM Attacks FCA for “Disrespecting Family Values”
Detroit, MI - Regardless of the industry you work in, we’re all familiar with the kind of raucous debauchery that can take place at...
New Line of “OverCompens-8” Decals Free with Purchase of GMC Truck
So, you’re headed to your local Ford, Chevy, Dodge or GMC dealer to look at trucks. Hell, maybe you’re even headed to a Toyota,...
GMC Canyon Challenges Honda Ridgeline for “Last to Be Picked in Gym Class”
Bethesda, MD - Do you own a 2019 GMC Canyon? Chevy Suburban? Expedition? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, love the...
Senate Grills CEO of General Motors
As if pulled from some kind of Libertarian nightmare, recent months have presented us with coverage of what feels like a record-setting amount of...
MLB Introduces “Least Valuable Player” Award, Will Give Winner 2019 Ford Expedition EL
Baltimore, Maryland – Move over, Mookie Betts… MLB is now looking to award baseball’s ‘Least Valuable Player.’ The league recently announced that they awarded...
Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
‘Foul Play’ Ruled in Hunger Death. Wife’s Indecision to Blame
Legal precedent (or authority) is defined by a legal case which establishes a principle or rule which is then used by other judicial bodies...
Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High
Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
GMC Dealers Unite Nationwide (Just So They Have Someone to Talk To)
Rockstar Henry Rollins once wrote that “Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.”...
Ancestry.com Credited with Spike in SUV Rentals
Right now, someone is standing at the desk of a Car Rental agency in New England, comparing the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Ford...
GMC Dealership Closes Under Bizarre Circumstances
Bethesda MD - In March of 2019, it had been reported that the number of car dealerships in the United States had declined for...
GMC Dealer Fails to Impress In-Laws-To-Be (Except for ONE)
Matt Turwilliger lived the kind of focused, and well-directed life that most people would silently covet. Fiscally responsible, he learned the power of saving...
GMC Launches Rival to Space-X Program
Once again, in our history, the space race is heating up. With multiple private and public enterprises diving onto the space exploration bandwagon, GMC...
Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?
Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition
In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
Warlord’s Choice: The 2021 GMC Terrain
If you’re one of my usual readers, then you know one thing for certain: our world is headed apocalyptically toward becoming a hellish wasteland...
First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM
It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
GMC Announces “De-Ghetto” Trim for Low-Income Drivers
It has been observed by many consumers and industry critics that the extensive fleet of GMC vehicles has become the new Cadillacs. That doesn’t...
