Competitors Conspire to Make the Mazda SUV Their Bitch

In 2017, no-one likes a bully… Unless, of course, you’re a bully with genuine self-confidence, then there’s a good chance that you feel pretty good...
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Mazda Criticized for Obsessive Narcissism

Proving that no-one in today’s society is innocent (until a completely unrelated party states that they’re not personally offended by them) automaker Mazda now...

Mazda’s Vehicles Will Stifle Farts

“Whoever smelt it, dealt it” is a term you won’t be hearing much longer if you’re traveling in one of Mazda’s vehicles. That’s because...
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“Mazda Swipe” Voted Worst Car-Buying / Dating App Ever

To anyone over the age of thirty, dating just isn’t what it used to be. Since the dawn of time, mankind had successfully facilitated its...
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GMC SUV Prepares To Scale Border Wall

“The ramp needs a bit more elevation!” yelled Tommy McCallahan as he put the finishing touches on a ramp in his back yard. Generally,...