Make a Deal With Woodie Stroker!

In what can often be financially trying times, there are many Americans who find themselves unable to secure traditional auto loan financing. Whether the...

Chevy Producing Orange-Fueled Cars

We recently learned that Britain would be banning the sale of new gasoline and diesel cars by the year 2040. While the government is...

Google Takes a Dump

Oh, Google…you presumptuous bitch. Don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about. You type a word or two into the search bar,...

2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree

The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including: Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection Lane Departure Alert...

Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?

Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...

The Chevy HHR: What Were They Thinking?

I have a very vivid memory from the mid-2000s. I was discussing fashion trends with my friend and I specifically remember saying something along...