2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree

The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including: Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection Lane Departure Alert...

Google Takes a Dump

Oh, Google…you presumptuous bitch. Don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about. You type a word or two into the search bar,...

Chevy Producing Orange-Fueled Cars

We recently learned that Britain would be banning the sale of new gasoline and diesel cars by the year 2040. While the government is...

Make a Deal With Woodie Stroker!

In what can often be financially trying times, there are many Americans who find themselves unable to secure traditional auto loan financing. Whether the...
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In Loving Memory of Smokey Jazzhands

Longtime readers of THE LEMON are likely to be familiar with the work of Smokey Jazzhands. One of our literary forefathers, Smokey was well-known...
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Bearded Man in Flannel Restores Porsche Credibility

Vehicle choice can say a lot about a person. Sure, it can speak to their budget, lifestyle (and sometimes even their sense of priority)...