Make a Deal With Woodie Stroker!
In what can often be financially trying times, there are many Americans who find themselves unable to secure traditional auto loan financing. Whether the...
Google Takes a Dump
Oh, Google…you presumptuous bitch.
Don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about. You type a word or two into the search bar,...
2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree
The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including:
Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection
Lane Departure Alert...
Bearded Man in Flannel Restores Porsche Credibility
Vehicle choice can say a lot about a person. Sure, it can speak to their budget, lifestyle (and sometimes even their sense of priority)...
In Loving Memory of Smokey Jazzhands
Longtime readers of THE LEMON are likely to be familiar with the work of Smokey Jazzhands. One of our literary forefathers, Smokey was well-known...
Chevy Producing Orange-Fueled Cars
We recently learned that Britain would be banning the sale of new gasoline and diesel cars by the year 2040. While the government is...
