Blinded By The Light: New LEDs Allow Drivers To Rev Up Like A Douche
For Jake Levy, the hunt for a new SUV boiled down to two choices: the 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee L vs 2022 Kia Telluride....
Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage
A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
Dad’s Grand Cherokee Doubles As World’s Largest Classic Rock Archive
Researchers announced a major discovery today after a treasure trove of classic rock albums were uncovered in the backseat of a local dad’s used...
Michael Bay to Direct New Jeep Commercials
Few directors are more polarizing than “explosion auteur” Michael Bay. To some, he’s a purveyor of joy whose work might lack artistic depth but...
Focus Group of White Males Determines Jeep Cherokee Is Not Offensive
There’s no doubt that cultural sensibilities have changed a great deal in recent years. Among the points of contention that are being addressed are...
A Used Jeep Can Be a Trove of Lost Treasure
In my decades covering the auto industry, I’ve learned a few things: how to drink whiskey from a lady’s shoe at 3:48 in the...
Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon
Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses...
Let’s Get Political and Kick(s) a Renegade
Alright, you cud-chewing sons o’ bitches, I’m here to give you that spicy political content you’ve been looking for. Yeah, I know, this is...
Three of the Most Exciting Trails for the Jeep Wrangler
In the auto industry, there is nothing quite like the remarkable freedom afforded by the Jeep Wrangler. Ford would like to pretend that the...
