Consultants Definitely Not Trying to Make EVs Look Bad
The other day, after my seventh cup of coffee, second pack of cigarettes, and fourth mild bout of paranoia, I was taking my typical...
5 Names Chevy Rejected for the Silverado EV
At this point, you’ve heard all about the 2024 Chevy Silverado EV, an all-electric truck that’s sure to take the industry by storm. You’ve...
Chevy Reignites Its Passion for EV Design
There’s no denying that Chevy is a legend in the auto industry. They’ve been around for more than 100 years, blazing a trail for...
NJ EV Owner Shocked by High Electricity Payments
Freehold, New Jersey - A Freehold resident has launched a complaint in court against his local New Jersey electric car dealership. Ed Wannabe, aged...
Mach-E Deliveries Expected Sometime Before Heat Death of Universe
Buying a new car is easy: you roll into a dealership, berate the first salesman you see for a solid 17 minutes until he’s...
Chevy Announces Incendiary New Strategy
If there’s one thing I know about the auto industry, it’s this: Lee Iacocca once celebrated a major promotion by eating a whole goose....
Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program
New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
Antifa Cancels Volkswagen in Response to Their Nazi Past
Volkswagen has always generated excitement among devotees of the brand and those who critique the automotive industry. Their continuous efforts to offer more EV...
Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Living Out of a Kia EV6
If you live in the Monmouth County area and thought you saw Pauly D a-la Jersey Shore fame gelling up his hair or perfecting...
People Are Charging Their Electric Vehicles at Starbucks
Starbucks has traditionally had an issue with people buying one cup of coffee, and then hogging the wall outlets for their laptops and iPads...
Ford Raises Prices to Cut Prices to Raise Prices to Cut
There are some people who will tell you that time is a linear series of events, happening only in a straight line, uninterrupted, from...
Gen X-er Still Insists Geo Metro Was Best Vehicle Ever Designed
RAVENNA, Ohio — A new model year always brings a lot of excitement to those in the market for a new vehicle. Across the...
