Live-Action Lion King to Feature Brand-New Characters + Jeep
Los Angeles, CA - While The Lemon prides ourselves on covering live auto news, we sometimes get suckered into the allure of Hollywood. If...
BREAKING: “Christmas” Creator Santa Claus Dead
Santa Claus will not be coming to town in 2019. While we primarily focus on live auto news, The Lemon has received exclusive intel...
NASCAR Feels the Need…the Need for WEED?!
Daytona Beach, FL - The phrase “Tires Blazin’” is about to take on a whole new meeting, as one of the most lucrative and...
U.S. Troops to Stop (Shipment of Dodge) Caravan at Mexican Border
Reporting on live auto news, one grows accustomed to noting how blurred lines can arise when a subject transcends the automotive industry to exist...
Did Mazda’s Throwback Engine Inspire Apple’s New iPhone Concept?
It was earlier this year when Mazda’s Vice President of Sales and Customer Service (Europe) Martijn Brink confirmed that the automaker’s Zoom-Zoom 2030 plan...
Always Sunny Season 13 Sponsorship Employs New (Yet Familiar) Tactic
Torrance, CA - 2020 will mark the fiftieth year that automaker Honda has been an active (if not leading) presence in the American car-buying...
Maserati & Aquaman Credited for Recent Spike in Trident Sales
It was the first week in October when social media went abuzz with widespread sharing of the second trailer for James Wan’s Aquaman, after...
Bugatti Considering SUV (And in related story, Would Demi Lovato Date a ‘Dad-Bod’?)
When Monday morning rolls around in the office, and someone asks me how my weekend was, they’re probably expecting small-talk about work I got...
BUMBLEBEE to Introduce Controversial “Non-PC” Transformer (for “Era Accuracy”)
This Christmas, Paramount Pictures releases the newest chapter in the Transformers film franchise in the form of BUMBLEBEE, a prequel centered around the breakout...
Is Alfa Romeo’s Newest Upgrade Package a Setback for Italian-Americans?
Cultural sensitivity: a slippery slope for sure as we approach 2020. While the #woke nature of today’s world appears to be transitioning us to...
Volkswagen To Require Psychiatric Screening Prior to Purchase
In an unprecedented ruling, the United States Supreme Court has determined that (effective Jan 1, 2019) no persons under the age of 35 will...
Post Malone: The New Face of Highway Safety?
If you’re anything like worldwide music sensation Post Malone, you’re ALWAYS TIRED…of hearing about highway casualties and want to make it better now. Well,...
Innovators Hope for Self-Driving Midterm Elections
Today in live auto news…developments in autonomous driving technologies are reported to have intersected with political strategies, as we race along the countdown to...
Do You WANT Terminator? Because THIS is how you get Terminator!
Los Angeles, CA - From the fun, funky and accessibly priced Spark to the iconic and enduring Impala, Chevy cars have evolved to embrace...
ACLU Targets General Motors on Behalf of Man with Lisp
Crowds of protestors swarmed General Motors corporate headquarters last Saturday on behalf of an automotive journalist named Steve Snyder. A newly successful YouTuber, Snyder...
Ford Explorer Named “Official Vehicle of the Flatulent”
If you’re among those who keep up to date with live auto news, you’re aware of the countless recalls and bad press that blights...
Monster Trucks Just got More Family Friendly
“SUNDAY! SUN-day! Sun-DAYYYY! The Cabin John Ice Rink on Westlake Drive becomes the HOME of MONSTER TRUCK Madnesssssss!!! And MOTHERS DAYYYY!!! That’s right!! BRING...
Awkward Foreign Kid Challenges 4th Most Popular Kid in Senior Class
You’re about to read a story that’s about as interesting as the time we compared the 2018 GMC Sierra vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline. It...
Investigation Reveals Staggering Truth About Crossover SUVs
Of all global endeavors, the creation, integration, and standardization of sustainable transportation might be the most impactful (as well as the most tangible) to...
Was Explosive Insensitivity Almost the Nail in Chrysler’s Coffin?
As we know (now), announcements made by Fiat-Chrysler in June laid out an ambitious five-year plan designed to reposition the automaker as a global...
