The Los Angeles Clippers Sign the 2017 Kia Sportage
The NBA and Kia teamed up years ago, but now the iconic car brand is literally partnering with their main spokesperson, forward Blake Griffin.
The Los Angeles Clippers announced earlier today that they have signed the 2017 Kia Sportage to a one-year, non-guaranteed contract. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but it’s expected to be a minimum contract for...
Chevy Cruz Goes Dark (Reeeeeal Dark)
In today’s world of social and racial unrest, many Americans are hesitant to broach any topic that could be deemed as controversial or insensitive. With every day the simple act of having a conversation grows progressively more challenging. New groups form, old labels are refuted and new triggers present themselves forcing society to walk on eggshells. Regardless of the...
Jeep Announces Their New “Body-Less” SUVs
Jeep owners have always been known to customize their vehicle. You’ve surely driven past a SUV that didn’t have a roof or door, or perhaps you’ve seen a more drastic modification. However, Jeep is now offering their customers a chance to enhance their vehicles unlike ever before.
Starting with the 2018 model year, the brand is planning on releasing a...
Want a Car in Cincinnati? Don’t be a Dummy
Before you begin an online search for ‘Cars For Sale in Cincinnati’ there is one step you MUST take first, in order to guarantee success. Want to play a game? Okay, let’s see if you can guess what that one very necessary step is…
Confirm your allotted budget for the purchase?
No.
Find a reputable dealer?
Nope.
Value your Trade-in?
Negatory.
Secure Financing?
Wrong.
If you want an...
Possible Homicide Triggered by ‘Dutch Humor’
If William Shakespeare were alive today, he might describe it as ‘much ADO about nothing.” Then again, such a statement could be considered inappropriate in the wake of what is shaping up to be a major homicide investigation in New York state. After the apparent murder of a local Chevy Dealer, residents are left in shock and confusion, plagued...
Aim for the Best (Let Them Steal the Rest)
When searching for Chevy Dealers, drivers might have any number of vehicles in mind. Perhaps they’re considering the tech-savvy urban design of the Chevy Spark. Maybe their needs call for a crossover or SUV, along with the lines of the Trax or the Traverse. And of course, some drivers never own anything other than a truck. Whatever their preference,...
Italian Auto Sales Halted By British Teeth
It had been just shy of three years since 48-year old Nigel Cammish-Pike had made his home outside of Albany NY. Born of two affluent British families, Mr. Cammish-Pike had relocated to the United States, taking with him a substantial inheritance and two simple dreams (i) to buy a brand new Alfa Romeo 4C, and (ii) to engage in...
The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.
Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder that Jeep enthusiasts everywhere have good reason to throw shade.
Last year, the U.S. automotive industry was rocked to its foundation when Fiat-Chrysler execs announced an unprecedented plan to target a (largely untapped) demographic with...
Fiat-Chrysler, Oil Leaks, Espionage and Your Great-Aunt Karen
Current auto news out of Fiat-Chrysler shows that the automaker has initiated a recall of 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat and Charger Hellcat models, as a result of a potential oil leak that could put the vehicles, and their passengers, at significant risk.
Critics have been quick to point out that FCA’s depiction of the issue as a ‘potential oil leak’...
Volkswagon Gives No Punch-backs
Wolfsburg, Germany - Amidst the well-publicized drama surrounding their being the subject of investigation for ‘emissions-cheating’, Volkswagen AG (parent company of the Volkswagen Group) now finds themselves embroiled in yet another high-profile scandal.
This time, the charge is being led by a caucus of anti-violence groups including rogue factions of the National Coalition Against Domestic Abuse, Futures Without Violence and...
Make a Deal With Woodie Stroker!
In what can often be financially trying times, there are many Americans who find themselves unable to secure traditional auto loan financing. Whether the result of poor credit, lack of employment or financial stability, there is a subsection of our society for whom owning a vehicle is a luxury they simply can’t afford.
And while the automotive industry as a...
Harry’s Used Car Emporium Promises “Invisible Cars”
Remember in Harry Potter when the two young wizards (or whatever) drove that invisible car to school? That was super sweet. Or, if you’re a fan of Wonder Woman/Gal Gadot, you might be familiar with the superhero’s invisible jet. Not long ago, these innovations seemed like fantasy. Now, one crackpot dealership is claiming that all of their used cars...
Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!
If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500 and Express conversion vans. But for 2018, OH residents will have a very unique, special edition offering to look forward to.
2018 KIA Harambe
That’s right. The Korean automaker is, for the first time, throwing their proverbial...
Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested
Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s crash alert system was accompanied by audible and visual warnings. While this method proved to be effective, some drivers found it to be relatively distracting. Now, owners can rely on the “Safety Alert Seat” to...
Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ
When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles over a century later. The same could be said for both Karl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler, who founded Mercedes-Benz in 1926. As automotive critics debate the attributes of the Maserati Ghibli vs Mercedes E Class,...
Now YOU Can Fight Conor McGregor (’s 3rd Cousin Twice-Removed)
On Saturday, August 26th living rooms, barrooms, man caves and vaguely homo-erotic boxing and mixed martial arts gyms nationwide were captivated by the highly-promoted fight between UFC Mainstay Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Whether or not the immense commercial success of the fight would inspire future mixed-format pairings remains to be seen. But garnering national attention is one event...
Crack Smoking Cowboy Confused By Ad Terrorizes Dealership
Bethesda, MD - Businesses of today are all-too-conscious of the risks associated with a lack of security. From banks to convenience stores, shopping malls to car dealerships, the challenges are ultimately the same. Owners and management must be diligent in all aspects of their operations, often relying on technology as their most trusted ally. But if technology such as...
30+ Failed Color Options Obtained Exclusively by The Lemon
Back in the day, consumers appreciated the opportunity to choose from any color that wasn’t some generic variation of black or white. Nowadays, car brands seemingly offer their customers dozens of paint options as they’re building their new car. Some of these exclusions might seem a bit odd, but you’ve truly seen nothing until you explore some of the...
BMW Offers ‘Safe Place’ for New Customers
The experience of buying a new car can be frustrating and wrought with uncertainty. But upgrading to a luxury vehicle can be downright intimidating. It’s the automotive equivalent of worrying that you’re under-dressed for the fancy restaurant that you chose in the hopes of impressing your date. Am I using the right fork? Why are there no prices on...
Cincinnati To-Blame For Man’s ‘Death By Indifference’
What’s Cincinnati like? Meh.
With all due respect to the city’s population, anyone who has visited the Queen City would answer the question the same way. In fact, it’s a well-established fact that any reply indicating general indifference is appropriate when discussing most staples of Cincinnati culture.
Think the Bengals are going all the way? Meh.
How that Goetta taste? Meh.
Overlooked for...
