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Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested

Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s crash alert system was accompanied by audible and visual warnings. While this method proved to be effective, some drivers found it to be relatively distracting. Now, owners can rely on the “Safety Alert Seat” to...

Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ

When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles over a century later. The same could be said for both Karl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler, who founded Mercedes-Benz in 1926. As automotive critics debate the attributes of the Maserati Ghibli vs Mercedes E Class,...

Now YOU Can Fight Conor McGregor (’s 3rd Cousin Twice-Removed)

On Saturday, August 26th living rooms, barrooms, man caves and vaguely homo-erotic boxing and mixed martial arts gyms nationwide were captivated by the highly-promoted fight between UFC Mainstay Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather Jr. Whether or not the immense commercial success of the fight would inspire future mixed-format pairings remains to be seen. But garnering national attention is one event...

Crack Smoking Cowboy Confused By Ad Terrorizes Dealership

Bethesda, MD - Businesses of today are all-too-conscious of the risks associated with a lack of security. From banks to convenience stores, shopping malls to car dealerships, the challenges are ultimately the same. Owners and management must be diligent in all aspects of their operations, often relying on technology as their most trusted ally. But if technology such as...

30+ Failed Color Options Obtained Exclusively by The Lemon

Back in the day, consumers appreciated the opportunity to choose from any color that wasn’t some generic variation of black or white. Nowadays, car brands seemingly offer their customers dozens of paint options as they’re building their new car. Some of these exclusions might seem a bit odd, but you’ve truly seen nothing until you explore some of the...

BMW Offers ‘Safe Place’ for New Customers

The experience of buying a new car can be frustrating and wrought with uncertainty. But upgrading to a luxury vehicle can be downright intimidating. It’s the automotive equivalent of worrying that you’re under-dressed for the fancy restaurant that you chose in the hopes of impressing your date. Am I using the right fork? Why are there no prices on...

Cincinnati To-Blame For Man’s ‘Death By Indifference’

What’s Cincinnati like? Meh. With all due respect to the city’s population, anyone who has visited the Queen City would answer the question the same way. In fact, it’s a well-established fact that any reply indicating general indifference is appropriate when discussing most staples of Cincinnati culture. Think the Bengals are going all the way? Meh. How that Goetta taste? Meh. Overlooked for...

Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”

Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events, Maserati was blamed for the collision… and these allegations means you’ll no longer be able to visit a Maserati dealership in New York… In an unprecedented move, Maserati has decided to end production on all of...

Exclusive Look at the Failed iJeep

Back in the days, before the iWatch, iPhone, and iPod, Apple was teaming up with a renowned car manufacturer to producer an innovative and futuristic vehicle. In documents acquired exclusively by The Lemon, Apple founder Steve Jobs was reportedly working on an “iJeep,” an SUV that was intended to revolutionize not just the segment, but the entire automotive industry. Even...

Four Vicious Car Reviews That Leave No Survivors

If you’re like me, you scour the internet for cringe-worthy content. If that’s the case, wait until you get a load of the cruelest car reviews of all time! Many of these pundits aren’t afraid to attack any aspect of a car, and one of these online reviews even led to a writer losing his job! While this information...