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Italian Auto Sales Halted By British Teeth

Bad Teeth
It had been just shy of three years since 48-year old Nigel Cammish-Pike had made his home outside of Albany NY. Born of two affluent British families, Mr. Cammish-Pike had relocated to the United States, taking with him a substantial inheritance and two simple dreams (i) to buy a brand new Alfa Romeo 4C, and (ii) to engage in...

The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.

Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder that Jeep enthusiasts everywhere have good reason to throw shade. Last year, the U.S. automotive industry was rocked to its foundation when Fiat-Chrysler execs announced an unprecedented plan to target a (largely untapped) demographic with...

Fiat-Chrysler, Oil Leaks, Espionage and Your Great-Aunt Karen

Current auto news out of Fiat-Chrysler shows that the automaker has initiated a recall of 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat and Charger Hellcat models, as a result of a potential oil leak that could put the vehicles, and their passengers, at significant risk. Critics have been quick to point out that FCA’s depiction of the issue as a ‘potential oil leak’...

Volkswagon Gives No Punch-backs

Wolfsburg, Germany - Amidst the well-publicized drama surrounding their being the subject of investigation for ‘emissions-cheating’, Volkswagen AG (parent company of the Volkswagen Group) now finds themselves embroiled in yet another high-profile scandal. This time, the charge is being led by a caucus of anti-violence groups including rogue factions of the National Coalition Against Domestic Abuse, Futures Without Violence and...

Make a Deal With Woodie Stroker!

In what can often be financially trying times, there are many Americans who find themselves unable to secure traditional auto loan financing. Whether the result of poor credit, lack of employment or financial stability, there is a subsection of our society for whom owning a vehicle is a luxury they simply can’t afford. And while the automotive industry as a...

Harry’s Used Car Emporium Promises “Invisible Cars”

Remember in Harry Potter when the two young wizards (or whatever) drove that invisible car to school? That was super sweet. Or, if you’re a fan of Wonder Woman/Gal Gadot, you might be familiar with the superhero’s invisible jet. Not long ago, these innovations seemed like fantasy. Now, one crackpot dealership is claiming that all of their used cars...

Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!

If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500 and Express conversion vans. But for 2018, OH residents will have a very unique, special edition offering to look forward to.   2018 KIA Harambe That’s right. The Korean automaker is, for the first time, throwing their proverbial...

Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested

Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s crash alert system was accompanied by audible and visual warnings. While this method proved to be effective, some drivers found it to be relatively distracting. Now, owners can rely on the “Safety Alert Seat” to...

Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ

When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles over a century later. The same could be said for both Karl Benz and Gottlieb Daimler, who founded Mercedes-Benz in 1926. As automotive critics debate the attributes of the Maserati Ghibli vs Mercedes E Class,...

Now YOU Can Fight Conor McGregor (’s 3rd Cousin Twice-Removed)

On Saturday, August 26th living rooms, barrooms, man caves and vaguely homo-erotic boxing and mixed martial arts gyms nationwide were captivated by the highly-promoted fight between UFC Mainstay Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather Jr. Whether or not the immense commercial success of the fight would inspire future mixed-format pairings remains to be seen. But garnering national attention is one event...