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New Service to Pair Used Car Salesmen with Job Opportunities

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In a world where online job placement services such as Monster, Indeed and Glassdoor are making it easier for employers and prospective applicants to find one another, job placement is enjoying a long overdue simplification. But not all jobs translate well to such services. Some positions, such as accounts payable or quality control personnel, tend to be more universal. Mechanical...

Fraudulent Dealership Blames “Upside Down” for Vanished Inventor

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Indianapolis, IN - If in search of used Chevy trucks, Indianapolis drivers might be surprised by a sudden decrease in the available inventory that they have to choose from. And while some might assume this means that inventory has simply been depleted as a result of popularity, the explanation for the exponential drop could be far more complicated. At...

In Loving Memory of Smokey Jazzhands

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Longtime readers of THE LEMON are likely to be familiar with the work of Smokey Jazzhands. One of our literary forefathers, Smokey was well-known for his insightful pieces on the more obscure stories to emerge within the automotive industry. Smokey was a consummate professional, who often kept to himself, diligently crafting the investigative excellence that has become a cornerstone of...

Maserati Brings the Schwag?

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Recently, a Maserati Dealership in NY has taken both heat AND enthusiastic high-fives as a result of their crossover marketing. Heat AND high-fives, you say? Indeed. As many fans of luxury performance vehicles know, it is not uncommon for a vehicle purchase to be accompanied by…schwag. Perhaps your purchase of a 2015 Porsche 911 earned you a branded keychain or...

Louisville Auto Dealer is “Head to Toe, So Playa”

For anyone researching Used Cars for Sale, you’re like to find out that some dealerships have jokes. Taking a possible cue from the University of Kentucky Wildcats, an unidentified hacker has taken to the Interwebz to throw shade at a Louisville car dealership. For those unfamiliar with the inspiration, let us explain. The University of Louisville had recently been named the...

Funny, Potentially Sexual Car Terms

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In my field, I’m required to write about cars. Well, since I’m a bit of an idiot, I giggle to myself whenever I read a car term that could be interpreted as inappropriate. Well, fortunately for you, I’ve compiled some of my favorite could-be-inappropriate terms below. That way, we can all join in on the immature fun! This might not...

This January…on FOX!

Search for the most popular activities in Columbus, Ohio and you’re likely to find a surprisingly large number of trendy ‘escape game’ challenges. From ‘The Chamber Room’ to ‘Trapped Columbus’, hipster culture has provided the city with countless millennials fighting to see who will solve the mystery that allows their crew to escape a locked room. For so many...

Responding to Audi’s Most Egregious Negative Reviews

I tend to look at dozens of car reviews each day. Regardless of the particular model that I’m researching, I’ll always find some egregious testimonials mixed in with all of the positive reviews. Sometimes, these complaints are warranted. For instance, maybe performance isn’t all it was touted to be, or maybe there’s a worrisome mechanical problem that’s popping up...

Asian Man Named Hyun Convinced Hyundai is Trying to Kill Him

Hyundai has always been known for their ability to cater to their customers and provide those individuals with all of the features and capabilities that they could possibly want. However, one South Korean man is claiming that the car brand is actually out to kill him. Fresh off brain damage from a freak unicycle accident, Hyun Ming claims that Hyundai...

SJWs Unite En Masse Against Automotive ‘Slut-Shaming’

The world is adrift in a sea of victim allegations, public naming, and general outrage. Amidst an endless sea of #metoo postings inundating social media platforms, we live in a world where offenders and oppressors find themselves in the perpetual crosshairs for their wrong-doing. And, based on the events of a riot held today in Bethesda, MD, it would appear as...