College Bro Climbs Mount Everest in a Ford Explorer
They said it would never be done. It’s improbable for people to successfully reach the peak of Mt. Everest on foot, and physically impossible...
First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM
It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
A String of Car Burglaries Are Being Linked to Bigfoot
Waukegan, IL––As most of you are aware by now, this past summer was plagued by a series of car break-ins across Illinois. No neighborhood...
Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
The Nissan Rogue is Designed to Hot Box
We all remember the weird commercial for the Kia Soul with the hamsters that were definitely smoking weed right? The trauma that commercial caused...
Hot Car Review: All-New and Brilliant Innovation
Friends and readers, I take it upon myself to provide you with the latest, most up-to-date, live auto news and the real inside scoop...
Dumb American Bewildered by the Intricacies of the Metric System
Burlington, ON––When the financial center at Burlington Motors receives visitors, it’s usually related to matters of car financing. After all, many people rely upon...
Dominatrix Upset By Truck Advertisement Promising Ability to “Carry All Your Adult Toys”
Denver, CO - A recent advertisement from the Denver Outfitters tire center and truck dealership has caught the ire of a local dominatrix.
For those...
[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]
"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale."
I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
Trump’s Mechanic Indicted for Inciting People to Get Unnecessary Vehicle Repairs
Washington D.C.—The recent indictment of former president Donald Trump has been some of the most divisive news to arrive in quite some time. Many...
Chevy, Cadillac to Produce Four-Door “Chadillac” for Entitled Young Men
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Chevrolet and Cadillac have announced a new joint venture for an affordable but garish everyday sports/luxury car. This product is...
