1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox
COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax
In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse
Friends, allow me to start by saying something controversial: This is not the only automotive news website on the Internet. I know, I know,...
Gen X-er Still Insists Geo Metro Was Best Vehicle Ever Designed
RAVENNA, Ohio — A new model year always brings a lot of excitement to those in the market for a new vehicle. Across the...
Chevy Introduces “Warped Tour” Edition of the Chevy Equinox to Target Millennial Drivers.
In the highly competitive world of the automotive marketplace, there’s no shortage of tactics and strategies to grasp onto the demographic of the millennial...
Automotive Writer Has Emotional Breakdown After Being Bombarded With Vehicle Ads
BOSTON, Mass. — For much of the vehicle-buying public, the information they're presented about new models comes from freelance writers contracted by the automotive...
Flat Earther Protests Chevy Dealership, Warns Danger of Driving off the Edge of the...
As the new 2024 model year gears up, there’s a lot of excitement regarding the offerings from Chevy. With the Silverado EV set to...
With the Camaro Being Discontinued, America’s Young Men Feel Their Masculinity Threatened
CHINO, Calif. — As you might have heard, Chevy will be discontinuing their classic muscle car in its gasoline-powered form, and the 2024 Chevy...
Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans
Recently, drivers were saddened to learn that the Chevy Bolt EV was being discontinued. As the most affordable and impressively flammable electric vehicle on...
The Best Vehicles for Committing Different Crimes
After years of reviews and reporting, we've become seen as an expert source on automobiles. Thus, our readers often reach out for recommendations—the best...
Chevy’s Smallest SUV to Get ‘Beefy’ New Horn Option
DETROIT, MI — General Motors has just announced that Chevy's smallest gas-powered model, the subcompact Trax, will have a new package available halfway through...
