Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program
New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only
I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks
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Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
Four Things You Didn’t Know about the Chevy Trailblazer
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"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale."
I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
Sales of Commercial Trucks Spike in NY and Nearby Area
As an automotive journalist, I don’t usually pay attention to things like sales figures for vehicles or other types of news. That’s not what...
Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by...
It was several months ago when an expedition consisting of Ruggero Yates, Edward Monroe, and Faye Jonas left to explore the Amazon region. While...
Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God
If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
How to Get Free Food With the 2023 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD
DETROIT, MI - It's another year for GM. Production is rolling along as many look forward to the newest offerings from Buick, GMC, and...
Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse
Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI
In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
Chevy Introduces Three New Silverado Trims
If you have even a passing interest in the auto industry, you already know there's a perpetual battle going on to see who can...
Chevy Blazes a Trail With Its Iconic SUV
If you’re looking for a Chevy Trailblazer for sale right now, then you might think you already know everything there is to know about...
#LoveWins as Florida Man Weds Chevy Truck in Local Ceremony
Every June, we recognize the LGBTQ community during Pride Month. Whether it’s a show of solidarity or a pledge to protect the rights and...
