2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge

When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was...

Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...

Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness

Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have...

Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)

The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination. (Bear with me on this one…) It’s not just because you should be...

Levante Envy

So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet. But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...

Man Loses Hand, Isn’t Allowed to Participate in Jeep Wave

In a devastating development, it sounds like the man in the center of a gruesome McFlurry machine accident will be forced to give up...

Is it a Joke or a Juke?

The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...

2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree

The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including: Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection Lane Departure Alert...

Celebrating 25 Years of AEV

If you’ve been escaping the heat this summer curled up in front of your air conditioning and binge watching bad reality TV, then you’ve...

Nissan’s “ASS” Is Changing the Animal-Safety Game

Following the relative success of Volvo’s pedestrian airbag, Nissan has decided to take non-passenger safety to another level… and this time, they’re focusing on animals....

Win A Billion Dollars, Buy a Chevy

Last year, the Powerball hit a record breaking 1.58 billion dollars. Billion. Not a typo. Which of course begged the question that virtually every single...

Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?

Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...

The Chevy HHR: What Were They Thinking?

I have a very vivid memory from the mid-2000s. I was discussing fashion trends with my friend and I specifically remember saying something along...