Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!

If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500...

Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested

Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s...

Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ

When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles...

BMW Offers ‘Safe Place’ for New Customers

The experience of buying a new car can be frustrating and wrought with uncertainty. But upgrading to a luxury vehicle can be downright intimidating....

Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”

Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events,...

Exclusive Look at the Failed iJeep

Back in the days, before the iWatch, iPhone, and iPod, Apple was teaming up with a renowned car manufacturer to producer an innovative and...

Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car

Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...

Toyota Wants You to Treat Your Vehicle Nicely

We’ve seen vehicles that include concierge services, automatic crash response systems, and even autonomous driving. Now, Toyota is revolutionizing the industry by engineering trucks...

What’s in a Name?

Disclaimer: I’m not saying you HAVE to be high to do this (but it helps). At some point, or another, most of us have passed...

Competitors Conspire to Make the Mazda SUV Their Bitch

In 2017, no-one likes a bully… Unless, of course, you’re a bully with genuine self-confidence, then there’s a good chance that you feel pretty good...

Chevy Asks Stay-At-Home Dads to Design SUVs

If you go on to any car brand’s press website, you’ll quickly see a list of articles that tout the company’s recent design contests....

Just a Gigolo…for a BMW

For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...

Is Alfa Romeo “Too Old For This Shit?”

From celebrities to technologies, religion to global brands, nearly every commercial property in today’s world faces the singular and shared challenge of remaining relevant. Even...

Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox

Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda...

2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge

When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was...

Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...

Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness

Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have...

Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)

The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination. (Bear with me on this one…) It’s not just because you should be...

Levante Envy

So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet. But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...