The Lemon

Can ANT MAN & WASP Prove That Size Doesn’t Matter?

It is every man’s greatest fear (don’t let us tell you any different). As individuals, it is either the root of our unfounded confidence or...
The Lemon

KIA’ing Up With the Kardashians

Editorial Note: Due to pending trademark litigation, and California Legislative Civil Code Section 47, all published content relating to the Kardashian family, their...
Commercial Vehicles

Mobile DNA Lab Challenges Povich for Rights to Urban Paternity Testing

“Who’s Your Daddy?” That’s the question being asked around the city of Detroit by one Dr. Willie Lopez, and a question which he feels...
Used Cars Colorado

CU Boulder Researchers Create BioMetric to Optimize Car-Buying

Boulder, CO - The act of buying a new car can be daunting, especially to discriminating consumers who pride themselves on making the best...
Current Auto News

FINALLY! The Villains Get a Little…Love?

What do the following automobiles have in common? 1935 Bentley Mark IV 1957 Ford Fairlane 1962 Sunbeam Albine Series II 1967 Toyota 2000 GT ...
Used Cars

The REAL Reason Trump Threatened to Cancel Singapore Meeting with Kim Jong-Un

Depending on which side of the aisle your affiliations lie, it’s difficult to argue the historical significance of the Singapore-based face-to-face between United States...
2018 Chevy Silverado 2500HD

Hipster Metallurgists Slam the Silverado

In recent years, we have seen a heavy push towards weight reduction in all vehicles, from the economical crossover SUV’s like the soon-to-be-reintroduced Ford...
Current Auto News

California Becomes a Battleground State

California. Depending on who you ask, California either “knows how to party,” “has the cutest girls in the world” or is “full of liberal morons.”...
Subaru

What Do YOU Drive? THIS Automaker Might Be CURSED

In a nearly inexplicable series of events, dozens of automotive dealerships across the country fell victim to the strangest of attacks, as massive sinkholes...
2018 Chevy Malibu

Fleetwood Mac Fires Lindsey Buckingham (Replaces him with 2018 Chevy Malibu)

In the ever-tumultuous world of rock & roll, there’s no real surprise when bands break up, reunite or even swap-out members. Sometimes that occurs...
Silverado Mud Flaps

SJW Community Takes Aim at Mud Flaps

Bucklick, SC - Meet Cecil B. Madell, a professional truck driver of 19 years, devoted husband, father of three, fan of classic country and...
Buy Here Pay Here Columbus Ohio

Columbus Dealership “Escape Room” Promo Turns Dark

The premise of a Buy Here Pay Here car dealership is simple. Rather than utilize a third party lender to finance the customer’s purchase,...
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Cloned Vehicles Causing Controversy in the US

A Kentucky car dealership has teamed up with local scientists in an attempt to completely revolutionize the industry. Predictably, similar to any good thing,...
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Infiniti War? Marvel Studios Decline Cross-Marketing Opportunity

Despite the slew of negative press which Hollywood has endured on this hopeful journey towards a more enlightened and equitable society, there are few...
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FDA Approves Vehicles to Treat Erectile Dysfunction

The American medical community was shocked this week, when a press release from the Food and Drug Administration announced that a revolutionary treatment had...
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AMA Verifies “Crossover Fatigue” as Medical Condition

Cincinnati, OH - On an overcast Saturday morning, Gabriel and Donna MacAvoy loaded their three children inside of their 2009 Ford Escape, and pulled...
Chevy Lease Deals

High-School Students Mobilize Over Chevy Lease Deals

Washington D.C. - In the streets of our nation’s capital, and in 3,000 cities throughout the United States, high school students and their supporters...
indianapolis-colts

Are the Indianapolis Colts Getting Sold in the Worst Way Possible?

It has been just over eleven years since the Indianapolis Colts brought the Lombardi Trophy home to Lucas Oil Stadium for the first time...
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Used Truck Sale Self-Sabotaged by Misguided Marketing

After a mere 16-hours in business, a Bethesda MD used car dealership is closing its doors after (what is being called) a ‘massive marketing...
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Local Dealer Sues Trump Over Catchphrase

Whether or not they are seeking out used cars, drivers have grown all-too accustomed to a lingering presence in their homes. No, we’re not...