Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign
In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
An Off-Road Shit Show: The Underdog Story of Rope, Redemption, and Shitting in the...
You know, people talk a lot of shit about Subarus, but whatever happened to the old “walk a mile in their shoes” adage? I...
We’re Directing a Jeep Commercial in a Real Lion’s Den
Aren’t you tired of the same old car commercials that simply show a vehicle making sharp turns and maybe climbing some sandy hills? Who...
Teenage Car Keeps Throwing up Inappropriate Error Codes
Albany, NY - Technicians at one local Albany used car dealership are stumped as a rare electronic issue continues to plague a recently sold...
Chevy & Chill: Automaker Enters Streaming World
Allentown, Pennsylvania - Eager to not get left behind in the growing in-vehicle infotainment wars, Chevy recently announced a new venture that will bring...
Chevy Reignites Its Passion for EV Design
There’s no denying that Chevy is a legend in the auto industry. They’ve been around for more than 100 years, blazing a trail for...
NFL Players Demand Reinstatement MVP Award Truck
There are few careers more demanding than being a player in the NFL. Years of practice, countless hours in the weight room, finding a...
Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage
A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
5 Names Chevy Rejected for the Silverado EV
At this point, you’ve heard all about the 2024 Chevy Silverado EV, an all-electric truck that’s sure to take the industry by storm. You’ve...
Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!
Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
Woman Determined To Reinvent Herself Faced With Own Bumper Stickers
The new year is supposed to be a time of rebirth and renewal, a clean slate on which people can begin to write entirely...
2022 Brings Big Changes to Toyota CPO Terms
If you’ve been thinking about visiting your local Certified Pre-Owned Toyota dealer, but you’ve been waiting in hopes that the car market will get...
A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome
The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers.
Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...
Blinded By The Light: New LEDs Allow Drivers To Rev Up Like A Douche
For Jake Levy, the hunt for a new SUV boiled down to two choices: the 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee L vs 2022 Kia Telluride....
Study: Rate Of Divorce Tied Directly to Holiday Car Purchases
It was a scene right out of a holiday car commercial: Gary Donovan brought his wife out into the driveway on Christmas morning, removed...
Toyota (and Others) Want You to Smash that Subscribe Button
My readers, you wise and prosperous fools, I come to you today with a vision: my vision for the auto industry and what it...
The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars
I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
Kanye Hacks The Lemon To Sell Used Trucks
Editor’s note: While we had hoped to bring you an article on the 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 ZR2, we regret to inform you that...
Climate Conference Has Brands Envisioning Greener Future
While largely devoid of any concrete changes or commitments on a governmental level, the recent COP26 climate conference has given some auto manufacturers a...
What Does “BMW” Mean?
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re trying to find the best deal on a used BMW, and the next moment you’re so deep...
