Content Writer Fired. “Can’t Write Non-Offensive Article”
Peterborough NH - When we say the words ‘Automotive SEO’ what comes to mind? For many of you, the answer will inevitably be ‘not...
Chevy Dealer Aims to Prove That “Everything is More Inclusive in Texas”
Fort Worth TX - While seemingly archaic (when viewed in this politically-correct landscape) there’s an old anecdote commonly used by Texans to criticize one...
Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
Chevy Spark to Star in 2019 Movie? And it’s NOT a Comedy?
Los Angeles CA - Just days before the film’s December 21st release, Paramount Pictures announced the next chapter in the Transformer film series, following...
Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
Parents Unite Against Chevy Sonic After Being Forced to Lie to Their Kids
At the risk of using a cliched sentiment, parenting really is the most difficult job you could ever have. Aside from a handful of...
Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment
(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
Making Chicken Soup out of Chicken Sh*t: The Secret Genius Behind the Chevy Volt
Detroit, MI - Do you think today’s automakers are producing vehicles with the unique needs and demands of the driver in mind? Or, do...
Ignorant, Uninformed Protestors Targets GMC for Discrimination
A recent poll, measuring the 2019 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado has garnered national attention resulting from the outcries of political activist...
GM Prepares to Arm Law Enforcement With “Unfair Advantage”
While composing an in-depth look at the 2019 Chevy Equinox, I found myself amazed at just how far the pioneering crossover has come in...
Hairdressers Protest the Camaro out of Fear That Mullets Will Return
Rindge, NH - On one hand, it’s hard to argue that the 2019 Chevy Camaro is an eye-catching example of performance-minded engineering paired with...
Ben Franklin, Schwarzenegger & Cocaine Praised for Chevy’s Hybrid / EV Lineup
The process of naming a vehicle, or family of vehicles, will always differ based on the philosophy of the automaker. Economy automakers might aim...
Local Corvette Dealer Helps Ed Hardy to Liquidate Slow-Moving Inventory
Culver City, CA - From the Grand Sport to the Z06, and even the chart-topping ZR1, if you’re interested in acquiring a 2019 Chevrolet...
Family Full of Douchebags? Test Drive a Chevy Suburban Today!
According to industry insiders, General Motors has come under fire for recent marketing initiatives built around the 2019 Chevy Suburban. With a starting price...
Chevy Presents 2019 SUV Lineup (aka “Billings’ Last Stand”)
Detroit, MI - As recently reported by The Lemon, the marketing team at General Motors has had a rough go of things as of...
Chevy Erects Their New Campaign (& Pfizer Throbs Rigidly with Anger)
Detroit, MI - The Lemon recently reported on GM’s highly-publicized acquisition of Josh Billings as their new creative marketing director. Garnering wide disdain for...
Chevy’s Bold Move to Breathe New Life into the Iconic Malibu
Detroit, MI - This past week, General Motors hosted representatives from the automotive press corps to announce a number of “fresh and innovative marketing...
Chevy Trucks Become “Official Truck of Waste Water Treatment”
Winthrop, MA - We’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a running joke among Waste Water Treatment...
Is Your Friend Buying a Ford Truck? Chevy Now offers a “Wing-Man Special.”
Who is he? He’s your bro. You’ve been through it all together. Maybe you’re lifelong friends. Maybe you met in high school or were...
“Why Your Mom is Like an Used Chevy Truck” and Other Fun Jokes For...
“Yo Mama’s like a used Chevy Truck, ‘cuz her bed’s all banged from random heavy tools.”
Sorry. Just a little something that I’ve been work-shopping...
