Squid Game Sales Promotion Leaves Dozens Injured
In an ill-advised attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the Netflix smash-hit Squid Game, a local Hampton Roads Chevy dealership has launched a...
How to Shop for a Used Jeep
Despite the fact that they’re grotesquely overpriced when sold as new, Jeep vehicles tend to retain a lot of value and sell for pretty...
The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles
The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
What Does “BMW” Mean?
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re trying to find the best deal on a used BMW, and the next moment you’re so deep...
Truck Manufacturers Chase Exciting New Market
The auto industry is a fickle creature with manufacturers constantly chasing after new markets and demographics to buy their vehicles. While you might spend...
Climate Conference Has Brands Envisioning Greener Future
While largely devoid of any concrete changes or commitments on a governmental level, the recent COP26 climate conference has given some auto manufacturers a...
Kanye Hacks The Lemon To Sell Used Trucks
Editor’s note: While we had hoped to bring you an article on the 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 ZR2, we regret to inform you that...
CarFax Report Brings Prehistoric Surprise
One Spokane driver received a surprise 65 million years in the making after taking a closer look at their newly purchased vehicle’s history report....
Blinded By The Light: New LEDs Allow Drivers To Rev Up Like A Douche
For Jake Levy, the hunt for a new SUV boiled down to two choices: the 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee L vs 2022 Kia Telluride....
Study: Rate Of Divorce Tied Directly to Holiday Car Purchases
It was a scene right out of a holiday car commercial: Gary Donovan brought his wife out into the driveway on Christmas morning, removed...
Woman Determined To Reinvent Herself Faced With Own Bumper Stickers
The new year is supposed to be a time of rebirth and renewal, a clean slate on which people can begin to write entirely...
The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars
I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
Toyota (and Others) Want You to Smash that Subscribe Button
My readers, you wise and prosperous fools, I come to you today with a vision: my vision for the auto industry and what it...
2022 Brings Big Changes to Toyota CPO Terms
If you’ve been thinking about visiting your local Certified Pre-Owned Toyota dealer, but you’ve been waiting in hopes that the car market will get...
5 Names Chevy Rejected for the Silverado EV
At this point, you’ve heard all about the 2024 Chevy Silverado EV, an all-electric truck that’s sure to take the industry by storm. You’ve...
NFL Players Demand Reinstatement MVP Award Truck
There are few careers more demanding than being a player in the NFL. Years of practice, countless hours in the weight room, finding a...
Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage
A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!
Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign
In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
Chevy Reignites Its Passion for EV Design
There’s no denying that Chevy is a legend in the auto industry. They’ve been around for more than 100 years, blazing a trail for...
