A red 2024 Ford Escape for sale is shown from the side on fire.

Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape

For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
Jesus is shown giving thumbs up to an automobile accident during live auto news.

Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God

If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
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How to Get Free Food With the 2023 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD

DETROIT, MI - It's another year for GM. Production is rolling along as many look forward to the newest offerings from Buick, GMC, and...
People are shown welding on a truck at a dealer that sells used GMC trucks.

GMC Announces “De-Ghetto” Trim for Low-Income Drivers

It has been observed by many consumers and industry critics that the extensive fleet of GMC vehicles has become the new Cadillacs. That doesn’t...
People are shown shaking hands in front of a Ford F-150 for sale near Citrus Heights, CA.

Fuel Up More Often and Build Your Brand

To get ahead in this world, you have to make connections, and the Ford Motor Company is here to help. Recently, the Ford Motor...
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I Tried to Buy a Ford Escape and Stumbled Into an Underground Operation

I was recently shopping around for a used Ford Escape for sale. My friend had warned me that today there are a lot of...
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Rugged-Looking SUVs With Killer On-Road Capability

The sights and sounds of untouched wilderness... The thrill of racing through open deserts at top speed... The adrenaline rush of climbing over giant...
Caitlyn Jenner is shown near a Ford truck.

Ford Jumps on Bandwagon With Their Own Trans Icon

On April 1, 2023, transgender influencer (of those two words, the latter is the objectionable one) Dylan Mulvaney posted a video of herself cracking...
A Ram truck is shown near rainbow flags.

Ram Unveils New Trim Names for Pride Month

Summer is nearly here, which means that Pride Month is right around the corner and companies are already figuring out the best way to...
A person in a sleeping bag is shown in the trunk of a 2024 Buick Encore GX.

5 Reasons I’d Rather Live in a 2024 Buick Encore GX Avenir Than an...

I don’t know if you’ve looked at the cost of rent in major cities lately, but if you want to live somewhere with nice...
A customer is shown shaking a salesman's hand after buying a 2023 Honda CR-V Hybrid.

One Man’s Brave Journey

“I bought a Honda CR-V, and now I can’t stop graining on that wood!” These are the words that captured my attention when I...
A red 2023 Chevy Traverse is shown on the highway to hell being held up by a pig with a large shadowy figure in the background.

Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse

Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
A picture of a white 2023 Honda Ridgeline and a white 2023 Nissan Frontier are shown side by side during a 2023 Nissan Frontier vs 2023 Honda Ridgeline comparison.

How Is the Nissan Frontier Different From the Honda Ridgeline?

Great question, I’m so glad you asked. For one thing, I was already going to answer this question so whether you asked it or...
A woman is shown holding an evil Clippy at a Chevy Silverado 1500 dealer.

Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI

In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
A woman is shown shocked after accidentally ordering 2500 Ram 2500 trucks for sale.

How AI Accidentally Sent Me 2,500 Trucks

The emergence of AI technology has many people excited, some terrified, and some angry. I was never really sure where I stood on the...
A humvee is shown being swarmed by pterodactyls near a Jeep Wrangler dealer.

Three of the Most Exciting Trails for the Jeep Wrangler

In the auto industry, there is nothing quite like the remarkable freedom afforded by the Jeep Wrangler. Ford would like to pretend that the...
A man is shown standing in front of a billboard for Tennessee and a silver 2023 Honda Pilot for sale.

Area Resident Tries Desperately to Prove His Excitement About the 2023 Honda Pilot

COLUMBIA, TN — There's no doubt that the SUV has been experiencing an overwhelming surge in popularity for the past several years. Many consider...
A green futuristic Silverado 1500 for sale is shown from the front at an angle.

Chevy Introduces Three New Silverado Trims

If you have even a passing interest in the auto industry, you already know there's a perpetual battle going on to see who can...
A green 2024 Toyota Tacoma Trailhunter is shown from the front at an angle near a warning sign.

Five Most Shocking Features of the All-New Toyota Tacoma

Ever since it first hit the road, the Toyota Tacoma has been one of the most popular trucks out there, particularly if you’re not...
In a comparison of 2023 Toyota Highlander vs 2023 Honda Pilot, Biden sniffs chimpanzee.

Trump Shows “Loyalty” to American Products in a Self-Made Toyota Commercial

If you’re currently deciding between the 2023 Toyota Highlander vs 2023 Honda Pilot, you should probably know that Donald Trump has plans to increasingly...