Athol to Toyota “No Thank You”
Athol, MA - There are times when a story takes a dogleg turn, taking you in an entirely different direction. There are even times...
2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree
The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including:
Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection
Lane Departure Alert...
90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020
If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
Disney+ and Toyota Know a Cross-Marketing Opportunity When They See One
Over the last few years, streaming services have all but usurped the home entertainment industry, all while reshaping our cultural mindset.
Netflix paved the way...
Scottish Social Club from Indiana Declares War on Chevy
As if Chevy (and GM as a whole) weren’t already weathering a continual onslaught of bad press, it appears as though a splinter faction...
Masshole Drops “Trou’ and Gets Weird With Local Laws
If you’re ever sitting at home, bored (probably with no pants on) and feel like falling down a rabbit-hole, do an online search for...
Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)
The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination.
(Bear with me on this one…)
It’s not just because you should be...
BMW to Upcharge for Apple CarPlay
In this business, live auto news headlines can present themselves in a wide variety of forms. Most are focused on a particular model, consisting of...
Nobody Told the 2020 Toyota Supra Things Were Gonna Be This Way
Nostalgia has always been an important touchstone of successful marketing, used indiscriminately by countless industries in an attempt to appear relatable while tugging at...
NBA Player Exposes Flaws in Toyota Naming Strategy
Houston, TX - Will your mother, wife, girlfriend or daughter like the 2019 Toyota Sequoia? To quote 1990’s rapper Sir Mix-a-lot, “Only if she’s...
New Study says ‘Driving a Yaris’ and ‘Regret’ are Almost Indistinguishable
Long before any college or university had secured research funding to prove (or disprove) it, a long-standing (and oft-quoted) trope has laid claim that...
“Christmas Icon” Helps Toyota to Beat out Chevy for #2 Truck Spot
It’s a tale as old as time. No…we’re not talking about ‘Beauty and the Beast’, you strung-out Disney+ junkie; we’re talking about the battle...
Toyota Wants You to Treat Your Vehicle Nicely
We’ve seen vehicles that include concierge services, automatic crash response systems, and even autonomous driving. Now, Toyota is revolutionizing the industry by engineering trucks...
THIS is the #1 Thing Men Look For in a Woman (& You’ll Never...
“Consequence-Free Sex”.
Isn’t that refreshing, in a world of clickbait articles? Leave it to The Lemon to cut right to the chase and give you...
An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...
If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
Toyota Eyes New Naming Strategy for 2020
“Gentlemen…and ladies…taking the main stage we have a very special request. She’s a sexy crowd favorite who’s here just for you. Make sure and...
Boddums Up: The 2020 Jeep Compass Conundrum
Good day readers, I’ve got a treat for you. You see, I’ve become something of a celebrity over the last few months as my...
Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness
Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have...
Truck Manufacturers Chase Exciting New Market
The auto industry is a fickle creature with manufacturers constantly chasing after new markets and demographics to buy their vehicles. While you might spend...
