New Algorithm Mines Data to Find Perfect Car
Suffolk, VA - Your personal data has become the backbone of the new economy. Somehow a generation raised with the specter of stranger danger...
Want Group Therapy With Your Lyft?
Now, in Keene, NH, you can get more than just a Lyft or Uber ride if you want to shuttle around the county seat...
SJWs Unite En Masse Against Automotive ‘Slut-Shaming’
The world is adrift in a sea of victim allegations, public naming, and general outrage.
Amidst an endless sea of #metoo postings inundating social media...
Teen Wants to Return Box Truck, Thought It Would Attract Women
A 16-year-old from Cincinnati is seeking a refund on a recently-purchased box truck… but his qualms with the vehicle aren’t attributed to quality or...
2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree
The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including:
Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection
Lane Departure Alert...
Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!
If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500...
Nissan’s “ASS” Is Changing the Animal-Safety Game
Following the relative success of Volvo’s pedestrian airbag, Nissan has decided to take non-passenger safety to another level… and this time, they’re focusing on animals....
BUMBLEBEE to Introduce Controversial “Non-PC” Transformer (for “Era Accuracy”)
This Christmas, Paramount Pictures releases the newest chapter in the Transformers film franchise in the form of BUMBLEBEE, a prequel centered around the breakout...
Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ
When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles...
Just a Gigolo…for a BMW
For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...
Disney+ and Toyota Know a Cross-Marketing Opportunity When They See One
Over the last few years, streaming services have all but usurped the home entertainment industry, all while reshaping our cultural mindset.
Netflix paved the way...
Crack Smoking Cowboy Confused By Ad Terrorizes Dealership
Bethesda, MD - Businesses of today are all-too-conscious of the risks associated with a lack of security. From banks to convenience stores, shopping malls...
This January…on FOX!
Search for the most popular activities in Columbus, Ohio and you’re likely to find a surprisingly large number of trendy ‘escape game’ challenges. From...
The Used Car of Tomorrow
Where and when does the value in purchasing a used car present itself? Whether or not we realize it, this is a common question...
The REAL Reason Trump Threatened to Cancel Singapore Meeting with Kim Jong-Un
Depending on which side of the aisle your affiliations lie, it’s difficult to argue the historical significance of the Singapore-based face-to-face between United States...
Man Loses Hand, Isn’t Allowed to Participate in Jeep Wave
In a devastating development, it sounds like the man in the center of a gruesome McFlurry machine accident will be forced to give up...
Fans Angry About Baby Driver’s Subaru WRX’s Oscar Snub
The Oscar nominations were announced in late January. Naturally, the list omitted several worthy names. However, there was one particular snub that’s irritating pundits...
Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151
MONTE RIO, Calif. — The Ford Motor Company has released a statement announcing a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150....
AOC Targets the NYIAS
In the weeks leading up to April 19th, a lot of the conversations to be found in live auto news reporting marked the shift...
U.S. Troops to Stop (Shipment of Dodge) Caravan at Mexican Border
Reporting on live auto news, one grows accustomed to noting how blurred lines can arise when a subject transcends the automotive industry to exist...
