The Used Car of Tomorrow
Where and when does the value in purchasing a used car present itself? Whether or not we realize it, this is a common question...
Fleetwood Mac Fires Lindsey Buckingham (Replaces him with 2018 Chevy Malibu)
In the ever-tumultuous world of rock & roll, there’s no real surprise when bands break up, reunite or even swap-out members. Sometimes that occurs...
Local Dealer Sues Trump Over Catchphrase
Whether or not they are seeking out used cars, drivers have grown all-too accustomed to a lingering presence in their homes. No, we’re not...
Can ANT MAN & WASP Prove That Size Doesn’t Matter?
It is every man’s greatest fear (don’t let us tell you any different).
As individuals, it is either the root of our unfounded confidence or...
Responding to Audi’s Most Egregious Negative Reviews
I tend to look at dozens of car reviews each day. Regardless of the particular model that I’m researching, I’ll always find some egregious...
Long John Silver’s Employees Gain Unexpected Ally
Louisville, KY - This one’s for all the Christians out there. Wednesday, March 6th marks the beginning of Lent, prompting all God’s good little...
Possible Homicide Triggered by ‘Dutch Humor’
If William Shakespeare were alive today, he might describe it as ‘much ADO about nothing.” Then again, such a statement could be considered inappropriate...
Live-Action Lion King to Feature Brand-New Characters + Jeep
Los Angeles, CA - While The Lemon prides ourselves on covering live auto news, we sometimes get suckered into the allure of Hollywood. If...
Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested
Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s...
Chevy Asks Stay-At-Home Dads to Design SUVs
If you go on to any car brand’s press website, you’ll quickly see a list of articles that tout the company’s recent design contests....
Hipster Metallurgists Slam the Silverado
In recent years, we have seen a heavy push towards weight reduction in all vehicles, from the economical crossover SUV’s like the soon-to-be-reintroduced Ford...
Chevy Producing Orange-Fueled Cars
We recently learned that Britain would be banning the sale of new gasoline and diesel cars by the year 2040. While the government is...
What Aliens Want
Announcing findings that countless conspiracy theorists have known for years, NASA has recently revealed the most popular truck aliens prefer when abducting human beings....
Outrage Erupts Over Jeep Statements
Of any automotive brand loyalists, none may be more rabid or unwavering in their dedication than Jeep enthusiasts. From the creation of weekend and...
The Gassed & Injurious
Like many Americans, Frank Topomi suddenly found himself in need of a new vehicle. Unfortunately for Frank, it was just days away from his...
BREAKING: “Christmas” Creator Santa Claus Dead
Santa Claus will not be coming to town in 2019. While we primarily focus on live auto news, The Lemon has received exclusive intel...
Cincinnati To-Blame For Man’s ‘Death By Indifference’
What’s Cincinnati like? Meh.
With all due respect to the city’s population, anyone who has visited the Queen City would answer the question the same...
Mass-Seizure at the Mexican Border ‘Blow’ by ‘Blow’
This week, the Mexican / American Border Patrol seized dozens of vehicles, attempting to cross from Mexico to the United States. The record-setting seizure...
KIA’ing Up With the Kardashians
Editorial Note: Due to pending trademark litigation, and California Legislative Civil Code Section 47, all published content relating to the Kardashian family, their...
The 2017 Ford Focus May Lead to the Demise of the World Jenga Federation
The World Jenga Federation is struggling financially, and these woes are now beginning to influence the league’s upcoming All Star Game.
In previous years, the...
