Now YOU Can Fight Conor McGregor (’s 3rd Cousin Twice-Removed)
On Saturday, August 26th living rooms, barrooms, man caves and vaguely homo-erotic boxing and mixed martial arts gyms nationwide were captivated by the highly-promoted...
Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ
When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles...
Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested
Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s...
Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!
If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500...
Harry’s Used Car Emporium Promises “Invisible Cars”
Remember in Harry Potter when the two young wizards (or whatever) drove that invisible car to school? That was super sweet. Or, if you’re...
Fiat-Chrysler, Oil Leaks, Espionage and Your Great-Aunt Karen
Current auto news out of Fiat-Chrysler shows that the automaker has initiated a recall of 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat and Charger Hellcat models, as...
The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.
Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder...
Possible Homicide Triggered by ‘Dutch Humor’
If William Shakespeare were alive today, he might describe it as ‘much ADO about nothing.” Then again, such a statement could be considered inappropriate...
Italian Auto Sales Halted By British Teeth
It had been just shy of three years since 48-year old Nigel Cammish-Pike had made his home outside of Albany NY. Born of two...
SJWs Unite En Masse Against Automotive ‘Slut-Shaming’
The world is adrift in a sea of victim allegations, public naming, and general outrage.
Amidst an endless sea of #metoo postings inundating social media...
Responding to Audi’s Most Egregious Negative Reviews
I tend to look at dozens of car reviews each day. Regardless of the particular model that I’m researching, I’ll always find some egregious...
This January…on FOX!
Search for the most popular activities in Columbus, Ohio and you’re likely to find a surprisingly large number of trendy ‘escape game’ challenges. From...
Want Group Therapy With Your Lyft?
Now, in Keene, NH, you can get more than just a Lyft or Uber ride if you want to shuttle around the county seat...
Outrage Erupts Over Jeep Statements
Of any automotive brand loyalists, none may be more rabid or unwavering in their dedication than Jeep enthusiasts. From the creation of weekend and...
Mass-Seizure at the Mexican Border ‘Blow’ by ‘Blow’
This week, the Mexican / American Border Patrol seized dozens of vehicles, attempting to cross from Mexico to the United States. The record-setting seizure...
Kim Kardashian, Others, Give Hybrids a Lift
Remember the first time you saw a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica driving away from you and wondered, “What is it about that minivan that looks...
What Aliens Want
Announcing findings that countless conspiracy theorists have known for years, NASA has recently revealed the most popular truck aliens prefer when abducting human beings....
Fans Angry About Baby Driver’s Subaru WRX’s Oscar Snub
The Oscar nominations were announced in late January. Naturally, the list omitted several worthy names. However, there was one particular snub that’s irritating pundits...
Man Finds Dead Body in Used Car, Uses Dead Body for Carpool Lane
You never know what you’ll come across in a used car. Perhaps you’ll find some change under the front seat, or maybe you’ll find...
Teen Wants to Return Box Truck, Thought It Would Attract Women
A 16-year-old from Cincinnati is seeking a refund on a recently-purchased box truck… but his qualms with the vehicle aren’t attributed to quality or...
