Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every...
‘Foul Play’ Ruled in Hunger Death. Wife’s Indecision to Blame
Legal precedent (or authority) is defined by a legal case which establishes a principle or rule which is then used by other judicial bodies...
The GMC Sierra Feature You Never Knew Almost Happened
Doppelgänger. The existence of another human being that is uncannily similar, if not identical to, yourself. Based on the theory of genetic duplicity, when...
Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High
Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
Scientists Link Spousal Indecisiveness to SUV Craze
Cambridge MA - If you and your significant other are debating the 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Kia Sportage, you might be exhibiting the...
It’s A Car! No, It’s A She-Shed!
What if we took two perfectly innocent and respectable SUVs, the 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Hyundai Santa Fe, and assigned them even more...
Former Nissan CEO Gets the Dickens Scared Out of Him
For those of you douche bags looking to recreate those absurd holiday commercials where couples inexplicably surprise one another on Christmas morning with a...
Ancestry.com Credited with Spike in SUV Rentals
Right now, someone is standing at the desk of a Car Rental agency in New England, comparing the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Ford...
Nothing I Say is True
Friends, I care very much about your time, your interests, and the needs and wants of your loved ones. I’m a generous and kind...
Americans File for Emancipation from Domestic Truck Choices
In 1998, a 19-year old college Freshman from Massachusetts sowed the oats for the groundbreaking court rulings which are now proving to be a...
The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark
If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend...
Why the Yukon & Expedition are Like Your 43-Year Old Co-Worker Who Went Skydiving...
Detroit, MI - The Cobo Center recently hosted an automaker summit, comprising of such industry mainstays as Ford, General Motors, Fiat-Chrysler of America, Toyota,...
Futurecast: The Best First Car For Your Graduating Senior…in 2027
Congratulations. Your teenage child has completed driver’s ed and passed the licensing test as required by the state that you living in. And unless...
The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same
Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in...
Vehicle Naming Honored by Literary Community
San Jose, CA - If you’re comparing the 2019 Chevy Tahoe vs 2019 Toyota Sequoia, you’re probably looking at performance, handling, design, comfort, cargo...
Bravely Going Where No SUV Has Gone Before
The best thing about owning a compact SUV is all the wonderful things you are able to do. Not only can you climb up...
I Can Beat Up the Chevy Malibu and Ford Fusion
The Internets, such as they are, are awash in articles, blog posts, videos, and thought-implant-imagery telling you what vehicle you should buy. If you...
Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?
Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition
In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
