Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only
I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks
The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox
You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
Chevy Announces Incendiary New Strategy
If there’s one thing I know about the auto industry, it’s this: Lee Iacocca once celebrated a major promotion by eating a whole goose....
Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program
New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
GM to Sacrifice Human Children for Favorable Chevy Equinox Sales
In the 1973 film, The Wicker Man, a devout Christian policeman visits a remote location near Scotland. The island is inhabited by Pagans, who...
First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM
It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger
Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles
It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat
While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
Historian Confirms That There Were No Chevy Silverados During the 1500s
For many drivers, workers, and tradesmen, the Chevy Silverado 1500 is the most reliable workhorse on the road. While many discuss the vehicle’s positive...
Chevy Introduces Louder EVs to Attract New Drivers
Electric vehicle sales have been on a major upswing lately as high gas prices and EV subsidies drive consumers to ditch their gas-powered vehicles...
Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste
Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Electric Powertrain Revealed to Be Nothing but a Bunch of Gerbils
The EV revolution is in full force. Many manufacturers have been taking great strides in advancing their electric powertrains to alleviate the stress consumers...
