Fishmonger’s Buying Guide: Camaro vs. Mustang
I’ve received a number of requests for more in-depth reviews and explorations of what different vehicles have to offer, such as the 2021 Chevy...
The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...
I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
Former Prez Trump Enters Rehab For Twitter Addiction
It’s tiring running the country (…into the ground), and unfortunately, all that stress can sometimes lead to maladaptive coping behaviors. Leadership by tyranny on...
Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks
International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Which is Sexier: Ram 1500 or Ford F-150?
Since the dawn of time, humanity has been driven by a number of basic needs: food, shelter, and a mind-numbing desire to gyrate aggressively...
Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!
Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars
I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market
If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape
For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
‘Wine’ Added to ‘O’Clock’ in Historic Town Vote and Moms Everywhere Finally Have Hope
Sally McCreary can still hardly believe it. After years of hiding her afternoon “Mom Juice” in a Yeti rambler, she feels redeemed. “We finally...
Ford Announces It Will No Longer Sell Vehicles to Those With Good Credit
DETROIT, MI — Ford has existed as a symbol of Americana, innovation, and versatility for well over a century. They've always provided options for...
Ford Lawyers Up, Takes All Comers in Copyright Wars
Far from being discouraged by a recent lawsuit, Ford is now looking to extend its reach far beyond the automotive world. Recently accused by...
Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger
Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
I Tried to Buy a Ford Escape and Stumbled Into an Underground Operation
I was recently shopping around for a used Ford Escape for sale. My friend had warned me that today there are a lot of...
Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151
MONTE RIO, Calif. — The Ford Motor Company has released a statement announcing a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150....
Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
Florida Man Still Drives Ford Excursion, Claims It Has Nothing to Do With Size...
DAYTONA BEACH, FL — The SUV has achieved widespread popularity as the ideal choice of transportation in modern America, and a major part of...
With Chips in Short Supply, Auto Industry Continues to Innovate
Friends, as I’m sure you already know, the infamous microchip shortage continues to march on into its second year. Despite the fact that some...
Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers
One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll
It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
