Facing Low Membership, Topless Beach Opens to Convertibles
Established over 55 years ago on the shores of Lake Winnipompac, Mel & Noma’s Topless Beach has long been a destination for sun worshipers...
NY Truck Dealer in League With Communist China Angers Truck Drivers
ALBANY, NY - Local Albany F-150 dealer Wellington Cheapskate will appear in court this coming Sunday to appeal his conviction of selling trucks without...
Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance
The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck
A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste
Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent
Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
Pat the Patriot Sez: The “ST” in Ford Explorer ST Stands for “Socialist Takeover”
Folks, I’m a patriot. I bleed for the red, white, and blue. Am I excited when my country goes to war? Hell yeah, brother!...
Sales of Commercial Trucks Spike in NY and Nearby Area
As an automotive journalist, I don’t usually pay attention to things like sales figures for vehicles or other types of news. That’s not what...
I Watched a Man Eat a 2022 Ford Bronco (So You Don’t Have To)
Before we go any further, I want to be very clear about something: there’s nothing I won’t do for my readers. I am, above...
The Four Best Features of the Worst Ford F-150
Do you like shiny, powerful, impressive trucks that ride real tall, have rumbly-bumbly engines, and can tow a bunch of weight behind them? If...
Mach-E Deliveries Expected Sometime Before Heat Death of Universe
Buying a new car is easy: you roll into a dealership, berate the first salesman you see for a solid 17 minutes until he’s...
80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer
In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
Fuel Up More Often and Build Your Brand
To get ahead in this world, you have to make connections, and the Ford Motor Company is here to help. Recently, the Ford Motor...
Ford Abandons New Environmental Initiatives, Claims Climate Change Is “Hoax”
DETROIT, MI — For over 100 years, Ford has symbolized American ingenuity and innovation. From its role in ushering in the golden age of...
Ford Releases New Jock-Nerd Hybrid
Mixing the power of gasoline with the power of electricity has become old hat—and, besides, it's never really had much appeal for the kind...
1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox
COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome
The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers.
Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...
Ford, McDonald’s Unite: Lease Any Super Duty, Get Free McNuggets
CHICAGO, Ill. — An announcement from the McDonald’s Corporation has left consumers both impressed and confused.
Amy Jamieson, the Director for US Field Communications and...
The Best Vehicles for Committing Different Crimes
After years of reviews and reporting, we've become seen as an expert source on automobiles. Thus, our readers often reach out for recommendations—the best...
