Vehicle Naming Honored by Literary Community
San Jose, CA - If you’re comparing the 2019 Chevy Tahoe vs 2019 Toyota Sequoia, you’re probably looking at performance, handling, design, comfort, cargo...
Athol MA Man Goes “Full Pollock” Over 2020 Supra
Athol, MA - In recent years, Western Massachusetts has reached what can only be described as “mythical status”. Not entirely unlike the absentee worlds...
NBA Player Exposes Flaws in Toyota Naming Strategy
Houston, TX - Will your mother, wife, girlfriend or daughter like the 2019 Toyota Sequoia? To quote 1990’s rapper Sir Mix-a-lot, “Only if she’s...
New Study says ‘Driving a Yaris’ and ‘Regret’ are Almost Indistinguishable
Long before any college or university had secured research funding to prove (or disprove) it, a long-standing (and oft-quoted) trope has laid claim that...
Masshole Drops “Trou’ and Gets Weird With Local Laws
If you’re ever sitting at home, bored (probably with no pants on) and feel like falling down a rabbit-hole, do an online search for...
Toyota Eyes New Naming Strategy for 2020
“Gentlemen…and ladies…taking the main stage we have a very special request. She’s a sexy crowd favorite who’s here just for you. Make sure and...
THIS is the #1 Thing Men Look For in a Woman (& You’ll Never...
“Consequence-Free Sex”.
Isn’t that refreshing, in a world of clickbait articles? Leave it to The Lemon to cut right to the chase and give you...
First Unitarian Church of Dagobah Seeks to “Restore Balance to Bethesda, MD”
Bethesda, MD - To an outsider, Bethesda MD probably seems like a pretty nice place to live. Located just northwest of D.C, it ranks...
Vin Diesel ‘Look-Alike’ Claims (the Ghost of) Paul Walker “Owes Him a 10-Second Car”
Cincinnati, OH - Emergency Medical Services were dispatched to a local car dealership on Saturday, in the hopes of detaining a man whose reported...
Toyota Wants You to Treat Your Vehicle Nicely
We’ve seen vehicles that include concierge services, automatic crash response systems, and even autonomous driving. Now, Toyota is revolutionizing the industry by engineering trucks...
Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness
Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have...
Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)
The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination.
(Bear with me on this one…)
It’s not just because you should be...
2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree
The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including:
Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection
Lane Departure Alert...
